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Song Parodies -> "The Presidents Story"

Original Song Title:

"The Boxer"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkle

Parody Song Title:

"The Presidents Story"

Parody Written by:

Zaphod Beeblebrox

The Lyrics

yes its a bush song.
I am just a dumb guy
though my storys often told
i cheated down in florida
and got into the office full of promises

they were all jests
cause a man does what he wants do
and this regards the rest
mmmmmmmm

When help become the prez
i suddenly realized
that c student just like me
could well succeed politically

Waitin for clintons reign to end
so could jump right in but gore was there
lookin for a good chance only he would know

Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies etc

asking my bro jeb for some help
i come lookin the job
and i get supporters
but enough so im glad about those complicated ballots

I do declare
there were times i was so hopeful i took some comfort there
lies lies lies
Musicle interlude

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES etc

well i won by a small smidgeon
and a brother governer
and wishing i was gone going home
cause the white house sure is calling mee
calling meeeeee

In the clearing stands iraq
with nu-q-lar weapons
and without any proof
I will invade with old england
and we'll fight him till I cry out
In my anger and my shame
I couldnt find no weapons but my soldiers still remain
hmmmmmmmmmmm

iwill lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie etc
This is the longest parody ive ever writen. its of my favorite song plz comment to recommend any changes. hope you liked it

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kcdj71 - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
isn't this song the 60's not the 80's?
Michael Pacholek - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
1969. And as much as I wanted to like this one, I couldn't. A great idea poorly executed. Maybe Mr. Beeblebrox should forget what his late mentor, Douglas Adams, said, and... PANIC!
ruth46 - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Not only that, but Garfunkel was misspelled.

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