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Song Parodies -> "He's Better"

Original Song Title:

"The Letter"

Original Performer:

The Boxtops

Parody Song Title:

"He's Better"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Wrote me her letter from the aeroplane
What she wrote it hurt-a my brain
Overseas she'd flown - stopover in Rome
She told me she'd a found someone better

Told me that she'd fallen for a guy named Sven
Got to get back to that Sweden again
Guess I should have known - maybe he's well-hung
Or maybe he just does it better!

Well she wrote he was better
Said she really loved his full smorgasbord
Listen mister if I catcha I'm going to dump
You right into a fjord
Anyway yeah!

How I'm feeling right now I can't explain
Wanna make ol' Sven scream in pain
I cannot control my raging hormones
My Svenny gonna go there and get ya

Well she wrote he was better
Said he's looking good in those steamy hot spas
Listen mister if I catch ya I'm gonna roast
Up your Swedish meat balls
Anyway yeah!

Got me a ticket for an aeroplane
When I'm done ol' Sven will abstain
Svenny here I come - 'a-viking' I'm a goin'
No longer will Svenny be better
I'm gonna make Svenny regretter

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Guy DiRito - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This is really good. Great lines - For some reason this part made be LOL - Listen mister if I catcha Iím going to dump You right into a fjord. Totally unexpected. Great wit and humor.
Meriadoc - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy! It was just one of those perfect rhymes that fell into place! :-D
Peregrin - July 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks GDR
mandamoo - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
HaHa ! That is so funny ! Love it !
Wild Man - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, I'll never eat meatballs again after reading this one! Great job Mer & Pip, nice to have you back.
LynC - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Another great one!

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