Wrote me her letter from the aeroplane
What she wrote it hurt-a my brain
Overseas she'd flown - stopover in Rome
She told me she'd a found someone better

Told me that she'd fallen for a guy named Sven
Got to get back to that Sweden again
Guess I should have known - maybe he's well-hung
Or maybe he just does it better!

Well she wrote he was better
Said she really loved his full smorgasbord
Listen mister if I catcha I'm going to dump
You right into a fjord
Anyway yeah!

How I'm feeling right now I can't explain
Wanna make ol' Sven scream in pain
I cannot control my raging hormones
My Svenny gonna go there and get ya

Well she wrote he was better
Said he's looking good in those steamy hot spas
Listen mister if I catch ya I'm gonna roast
Up your Swedish meat balls
Anyway yeah!

Got me a ticket for an aeroplane
When I'm done ol' Sven will abstain
Svenny here I come - 'a-viking' I'm a goin'
No longer will Svenny be better
I'm gonna make Svenny regretter