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Song Parodies -> "Smokin The Lights"

Original Song Title:

"Stayin Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Smokin The Lights"

Parody Written by:

ravelanch

The Lyrics

When i smoked i smoked Marlboro Lights a fair bit so i figured i would be sad and write a song about it.
Oh you can tell by the way i use my walk,
Im going Quix,
No time to talk,
Used to love Winfield Gold,
But ive tried Marlboro and now im sold,

You know Its alright there okay,
You can smoke a pack a day,
We cant try to understand,
Why Marlboro is the favourite brand,

Chorus
Whether your a mother,
Or whether your a father,
Youre smoking the lights,
Smoking the lights,
A new deck on the weekend,
And everybodys taking,
So theyre,
Smoking the lights,
Smoking the lights,
Ah Ah Ah Ah Smoking the lights
Ah Ah Ah Ah Smoking the lights
Ah Ah Ah Ah Smoking the lights

WEll now i cant change,
And i cant hide,
And if i dont get any,
Im screwed tonight,

I got some money,
Put on my shoes,
Im a marlboro man and i just cant lose,

Its alright there okay,
You can smoke a pack a day,
We cant try to understand,
Why Marlboro is the favourite brand,

Chorus

I got lung cancer,
Somebody help me,

I got lung cancer,
Somebody help me yeh,
i cant believe im still alive,

Oh you can tell by the way,
I use my wheels,
Im a cripled man,
No time to walk,
Used to love marlboro lights,
I cant kick around because my legs are no more,
You know its not alright,
Its bad everyday,
Smokings fucked me in every way,
If you cant see to understand,
I got gangreen in my legs,

Whether your a mother,
Or whether your a father,
Youll be dying tonight,
Dying tonight,
Your lungs will be taken,
A huge fucken beaten,
If you keep smoking the lights,
Smoking the lights,
Ah Ah Ah Ah Smoking the lights
Ah Ah Ah Ah Smoking the lights
Ah Ah Ah Ah Smoking the lights


I got lung cancer,
Somebody help me,
Somebody help me,
I got lung cancer,
Somebody help me yeh,
I cant believe im still alive, etc
smoking is bad. seriously. Copyright

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Wild Man - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Man as an EX -Smoker , I can tell you it was very difficult to stop. So glad I did , your parody made the point very well.
Paul Robinson - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Kylie/Ravelanch - Nice job, I didn't rate it because that would kill off your other votes since the server problem that occured on July 28th, 2004.
itsme - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a way cool parody, its so easy to follow your lyrics while listening to the real song. I liked your destiny child parody too. So come on man, when are you gonna do some more.

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