Well I've been laughin'
While you've been heavin'
I've been drinking sprite
While you've been queasy
So I drink to health
While you ill yourself
And I've got just one thing that I can offer

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Go on and eat goat cheese
Puke it out on me

I'm not intol'rant, I'm not allergic
But I wont eat with you
And here's a caution
You better understand
That I wont hold your hand
But if it tastes good man
Then I wont knock it

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Go on and eat goat cheese
Yack it out on me

Spew, if you want
And I'll see you at the toilet
Where you claw
On my shin
And put the bile on me
So you don't learn a thing