Song Parodies -> Car Issue

Original Song Title:

"Scar Tissue"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

  
Parody Song Title:

"Car Issue"

Parody Written by:

Peter (the Reader)

Car issue that I could not solve
Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All
Wrecked my Volvo and I'm mad
Gonna file a claim

File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit

He pushed me up against the wall
Shoved me to the ground and I tried to crawl
Falling all over me now
He's trying so hard to avoid the law

File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit

No insurance on the other dude's car
Tried to argue and he wanted to call
Someone else, now, on his cell phone
Gonna file a claim

File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit

I spoke, but then he broke my jaw
But didn't like what happened to his car
Police came and arrested that dude
Charged him with assault and being rude

File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit

Car issue that police just solved
Sarcastic Mr.-Know-It-All
Taken to jail and had high bond
Gonna file a claim

File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
File a claim, I will, just a bad law suit
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