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Song Parodies -> "The Egg"

Original Song Title:

"Blue"

Original Performer:

Eiffel 65

Parody Song Title:

"The Egg"

Parody Written by:

paco804

The Lyrics

Please excuse how muchit repeats, It's not my fault eiffel 65 repeats every line at least twice in their songs......lol
Yo listen up, there's a food group,
and in it holds a round and circular object.
It's all white and so good that you just can't resist ,
to just eat, all day, Wednesday to Tuesday.
There's a yoak in it's delicious center,
it is sometimes hard, but other times it's just like juice,
and it tastes better than any good food.Like let's say milk, or bacon, or pancake mix

The egg it is so tasty and white,
it will give you such a fright,
though if allergic you might,
have to have just the egg white,
the egg, it is so tasty,
so tasty and eggy white,
it will give you such a fright.

The egg it is so tasty and white,
it will give you such a fright,
though if allergic you might,
have to have just the egg white,
the egg, it is so tasty,
so tasty and eggy white,
it will give you such a fright.

It has a white shell with a yellow yoak,
and if you swallow, you'll probably choke,
then when you crack it you'll see what's inside,
when you buy this food you'll have so much pride.
If you don't eat this you'll be so crazy,
and no you can't just have substitute tea,
when you go to the store and see this food,
buy it unless it's been cracked or pre-chewed

The egg it is so tasty and white,
it will give you such a fright,
though if allergic you might,
have to have just the egg white,
the egg, it is so tasty,
so tasty and eggy white,
it will give you such a fright.

The egg it is so tasty and white,
it will give you such a fright,
though if allergic you might,
have to have just the egg white,
the egg, it is so tasty,
so tasty and eggy white,
it will give you such a fright.

Wednesday to Tuesday.
There's a yoak in it's delicious center,
it is sometimes hard, but other times it's just like juice,
and it tastes better than any good food.Like let's say milk, or bacon, or pancake mix

The egg it is so tasty and white,
it will give you such a fright,
though if allergic you might,
have to have just the egg white,
the egg, it is so tasty,
so tasty and eggy white,
it will give you such a fright.

The egg it is so tasty and white,
it will give you such a fright,
though if allergic you might,
have to have just the egg white,
the egg, it is so tasty,
so tasty and eggy white,
it will give you such a fright.

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