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Song Parodies -> "Sixty"

Original Song Title:

"Angie"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Sixty"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

A parody about Mick Jagger's turning sixty on Saturday. Will he still be singing "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" when he's eighty years old??
**Mick Jagger**
Sixty, sixty, when will those wrinkles disappear?
Sixty, sixty, been around for sixty years?
I am so old, in the Stones, and nobody thinks I'm old
I can't get no satisfac--!
I'm almost sixty, Keith and I have crazy fights!
Sixty, still wonderful, but ain't it time we said good-bye?
Sixty, I'll still play in the Rolling Stones until I die
I have dreams where still tour after retirement, no joke
Keith Richards says in my ear:
Sixty, sixty, been around for sixty years?

Not yet sixty, always sleep, all my classics still sound sweet
I hate that advance in my age!!
I'm almost sixty, ain't it time we said good-bye?
I am so old, in the Stones, and nobody thinks I'm old
I can't get no satisfac--!
But sixty's not a bad age, baby
Every day, I look like sixty-five
There ain't a woman that doesn't know you
Stop my aging, ailing eyes
When I am sixty, will the Stones still be alive?
Sixty, sixty, stay in Stones till sixty-five!!

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Guy DiRito - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one - I like how you used the parody to spoof the same guy that sings the original - Clever.
Mick Jagger - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I am flattered to be parodied as an old geezer. This is my favourite parody on this entire sie!
Keith Richards - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Uhhhhh.......Is Mick really that old?? This parody confused my, lad.
Pat - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Jealousy...:D that's all it is , jealousy. I hope he sings forever.
Wild Man - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Have you ever seen Mick Jagger live in concert. Man the energy the man posseses, and he not slowed down a bit since the 60's. To think these guys go on world tours. (even today) You have to give them credit for keeping it all together. I'm amazed that Jaggers still alive , and touring! Kudos to the Stones. Humorous Parody Chris!
Guy DiRito - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
McDonalds has a new sandwich. It two all beef cow lips on a sesame seed bun. Know what they call it? What else - The McJagger.
Bill Wyman - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey! 60 was a breeze. Try 66!

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