-> "Paintball Bambi"
Original Song Title:
"Pinball Wizard"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Paintball Bambi"
The Lyrics
I was lookin' for some new joy
The net answered my call
Got info there that's citin'
That Vegas has it all
'Cus five thousand bucks can buy sin
Big boobies and coloured balls
Tellin' you that I had
Fun playin' nude paintball!
Her bod's like a statue
It's like hunting in a dream
Aiming for her bumpers
Two of them I've seen
Got thirty girls to choose from
This game is my downfall
When I shot that blonde chick
Mounted her (on my wall)!
She's a paintball Bambi
She's totally unclothed
A paintball Bambi
Got all her parts exposed
Hunting for Bambi's trendy!
But is it...
P.C. and correct...?
The game's full of distractions
Hard moving when you're swelled
The targets are a flashin'
Sure proportioned well
Huntin' down that bare prey
Showin' me her all
Those young running wild girls
Sure give me great paintball
But then I erred
I did a silly thing
Forced to surrender
My snipe rifle to them....
Bambi's got me in a knee lock
Struggle but I jest
Her legs are wrapped around me
Being captured is the best
Got my trigger at her fingers
Here comes my downfall
Now I'm really worried
Where she puts that paintball!
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