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Song Parodies -> "Platelets in the Arterial Walls"

Original Song Title:

"Spirits in the Material World"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Platelets in the Arterial Walls"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

We have a biological vocation
When there's too much circulation
If you face evisceration
We help with blood coagulation

We are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls

We support your physique
Deep wounds exsanguinate you
No iron makes you weak
And you might look a little pale-a

We are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls

Some white cells pass us by
Red ones get in our way
If you want them clumped and dry
We must have vitamin K

We are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls
Are platelets in the arterial walls

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lebeiw15 - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
That was GREAT! Good job!
Jeff Reuben - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Royce Miller - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
you two are amazing
Pat - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!!
Sweet Indigo - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Aaah, biology. That kicks butt.
Mike Florio - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
perfect!
Peregrin - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
mandamoo - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment
How in the hell do you guys come up with these time and time again ?! Fantastic ! : )
lebeiw15 - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, and it was educational too, lol.
Jonathan C. - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good again, M & P.
Dana - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved this! Very clever. A tough one to tackle, with all the medical terms, but it's awesome!

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