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Song Parodies -> "Cleaning Myself In The Tub"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy In Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce feat. Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Cleaning Myself In The Tub"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

Yes!
You're so dirty right now
Unbelieiveably it's some dirt and cheese
It's ya boy BLO

Are you stanky?
Pee ew, pee ew, pee ew, oh no
Pee ew, pee ew, pee ew, oh no
Pee ew, pee ew, pee ew, oh no
Pee ew, pee ew, pee ew, oh no

Yea you need to get to bathing
Part 2, It's so stanky right now

When I take off my clothes and watch the funk rise
See the stains increasing more and more every time
Hit the steam and drop my underpants on the floor
Takin showers two, three times in a row
Such a funny kind of smell for me to try and explain
Have you ever smelt a dog that was in the rain
Then mix it with the smell of spam
My smell can be matched by no other man

Got me smellin so crazy right now, let's scrub
Got me smellin so crazy right now, in the tub
Got me smellin so crazy right now, these suds
Got me smellin so crazy right now, your suds
Got me wishin they'll cage me right now, my kids
Kinda wishin they'll cage me right now
Cleanin myself in the tub
Got me scrubing, got me scrubing myself in the tub

Pee ew, pee ew, pee ew, oh no
Pee ew, pee ew, pee ew, oh no
Pee ew, pee ew, pee ew, oh no
Pee ew, pee ew, pee ew, oh no

When I hear my talkin bout me quietly
"Who dat smell like piss?"
Listen what they say to me
Sweat stains so I need to buy a new dress
Degree don't work my smell is to extreme I guess
It's the smell coming from me that I blamed on you
I'm the reason your whole house smells like poo
But I still don't understand
Why my smell got me mistaken for bin Laden

Chorus

Wash it, let's go
Young BLO, Ya'll know when the smell is loco
Young B using S-O-A-P, uh oh
Smelly feet, we all know you stink homey
Smell like baloney, cause yo stomach is fat like Tony
Soprano, Your body is the opposite of a pencil
When you fart dude, my face bends like a pretzel
A ball blayer but no I do not stink though
I spray dawg, if anything I'm fresh dawg
I wash my dingle, and both of my gingles
I'm stanky? I'm reachin for the zest
BLO T smellin strange? They must've changed my brain
If I'm smellin like a pig then you know I've gone insane
Yes sir I wash with a different cloth
My hygine is the best, call me germkilla
Been dealin with cornrower's
Ya'll now I got a fro
Using Head an Shoulders
Wash your back young
You don't want to be smellin like fresh chum
Spray some AXE on ya bum

Got me smellin, like diapers from babies
I'm not myself, lately I'm smellin like fresh s**t
Ain't been shavin myself, I ran out of Nair
Because this smell has got the best of me
Got me smellin all over like cheese
When I walk I'm droppin dingleberries
This smell has got me, got me so stanky

Chorus 2X

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Anne - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
WHAT THE HELL IS UR PROBLEM??????? THIS SUCKED!!
CHANTAL - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
WHAT THE HELL IS UR PROBLEM??????? THIS SUCKED!! THE REAL VERSION IS WAY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER ARTIST CAN DO ESPECIALLY WHEN jAY-Z RAPS... i THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE SCREWED 4 WRITING THIS CRAPPY NOT EVEN FUNNY VERSION...yOU WANT TO MAKE FUN OF A SONG THAN DO IT TO rEMY SHANED OR SOME OTHER BIG LOSER GEEK!!!!!!! tHANX YOU FOR LISTENING...LOLOL (EVERYTHING I SAD I THOUGHT WAS TRUE..iWOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH A GREAT ARTISES SONG!
CHANTAL - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
WHAT THE HELL IS UR PROBLEM??????? THIS SUCKED!! THE REAL VERSION IS WAY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER ARTIST CAN DO ESPECIALLY WHEN jAY-Z RAPS... i THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE SCREWED 4 WRITING THIS CRAPPY NOT EVEN FUNNY VERSION...yOU WANT TO MAKE FUN OF A SONG THAN DO IT TO rEMY SHANED OR SOME OTHER BIG LOSER GEEK!!!!!!! tHANX YOU FOR LISTENING...LOLOL (EVERYTHING I SAD I THOUGHT WAS TRUE..iWOULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH A GREAT ARTISES SONG!
JESSICA - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
WHAT KINDA CRAP IS THIS U LOWLIFE???
soompi - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
um... what tha hell? if you're gonna write a parody then yu have to make it about the artist er sumthin lyk dah. yu can't just randomly pull shit outcha ass.. I'm sorry. no. can't do it.
Dilair - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
So funny man
Apricot - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Excellent, I love it!

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