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Song Parodies -> "It's Dork City(The Science Convention Song)"

Original Song Title:

"New York City"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"It's Dork City(The Science Convention Song)"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

Note that I don't mean anything personal to anybody who attends science conventions, this is simply a parody I wrote, no harm intended.
Went to a convention
A Science Fair in Ohio
There was some guy talking on a stand
A nerdy looking man, with a test tube in his hand
Saying "Always experiment when you can"
Then I let out a squeal
Couldn't believe this was real
"There are nerds everywhere," I did say
There were so many big words and test tubes, I could keel
They'd say "Periodic tables we obey"

It's Dork City... It's Dork City... It's Dork City...
Go away, you dork!
Go away, you dork!

I don't belong in this committee
I look at them with pity
I mustn't be seen with this clan!
My friends would frown
As spread the news around
About how they saw me with this nerdy, wordy clan!
As I watched those dorks act snooty
I just thought "Boy, they're fruity!"
How they say "Einstein is our man!"
Better get out my repellant so I don't get cooties
Now I'm losing my attention span

It's Dork City... It's Dork City... It's Dork City...
Go away, you dork!
Go away, you dork!

It's Dork City... It's Dork City... It's Dork City...
Go away, you dork!
Go away, you dork!

Well and then it did get really scary
As I became somewhat wary
A guy asked if he could test his potion on me!
A thought formed in my mind
If I drank it, what would I find?
I knew I had to get out of there quickly!
"Why are you running from us?"
"We don't fuss, we don't cuss!"
But I didn't hear any more after that....
And there's one thing I've learned here:
Stay away from the queer!
Just stay home and have yourself a beer!

It's Dork City... It's Dork City... It's Dork City...
Go away, you dork!
Go away, you dork!

It's Dork City... It's Dork City... It's Dork City...
Go away, you dork!

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