I wore trainers instead of shoes, at least in fights i did'nt lose,
I wore my earrings in p.e and the teachers got mad at me,
I looked down my teachers underwear, her ass is hairy like a bear,
I got detention till I die cos I didn't wear my tie

What did i go to school for,
You don't even learn much,
Detentions I've had plenty,
Chalk on blackboards choked me,
What did I go to school for,
You don't even learn much,
Teachers almost killed me,
Everyone hated me,
what did I go to school for,
What did I go to school for.

I climbed a tree out side the school, and broke each and every rule,
I drunk cans of beer at break, my best mate threw me in the lake,
And I wore my PJ's in class, I couldn't be bothered to get dressed,
I was such a horrible child, The head went out of his mind.

What did i go to school for,
You don't even learn much,
Detentions I've had plenty,
Chalk on blackboards choked me,
What did I go to school for,
You don't even learn much,
Teachers almost killed me,
Everyone hated me,
what did I go to school for,
What did I go to school for.

Everyday I fell asleep in class
and I picked my nose and I scratched my ass.
I guess that's why, I didn't turn out so bright,
I see a different world where no-one teaches no-one learns,
I could see they're wanting more,
Thats when i thought what do I go to school for
What do I go to school for.

I nicked the car off my mum,
as I took off I flashed my bum.
I drove past school to say goodbye,
My classmates smiling with surprise...

What did i go to school for,
You don't even learn much,
Detentions I've had plenty,
Chalk on blackboards choked me,
What did I go to school for,
You don't even learn much,
Teachers almost killed me,
Everyone hated me,
what did I go to school for,
What did I go to school for.