Song Parodies -> Drunken Driver
| Original Song Title: | "Holy Diver" |
| Original Performer: | Dio |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drunken Driver" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
Think before you drink / Arrive Alive
Drunken Driver
You've been down too long at the local bar
Now you're driving your car
Drive your Chevy
You ignore the lines painted on the street
Don't you see the light's not green
Gonna die today
Drunken Driver
Broken windshield
Now your face is deformed and it's black and blue
Because your face went straight through
Die by the morning
You went and wrapped your car 'round a street light
Found left arm but not the right
Gonna die today- die today
Under the rubber tires
There's your body cold as steel
The dead they never cry
Now you're just a buzzard's meal
Drunken Driver
I found your lips in my front yard
But no organ donor card
Totaled your Chevy
Now it's at the dump in a big trash heap
Not one part was good to keep
Drunken Driver
So how did it feel when your body burned?
Too late for you to learn
Drunken Driver
So how did it feel when you lost your life?
I think that I'll date your wife
Drunken Driver
Not a survivor
Can't find your spleen
You've been down too long at the local bar
Now you're driving your car
Drive your Chevy
You ignore the lines painted on the street
Don't you see the light's not green
Gonna die today
Drunken Driver
Broken windshield
Now your face is deformed and it's black and blue
Because your face went straight through
Die by the morning
You went and wrapped your car 'round a street light
Found left arm but not the right
Gonna die today- die today
Under the rubber tires
There's your body cold as steel
The dead they never cry
Now you're just a buzzard's meal
Drunken Driver
I found your lips in my front yard
But no organ donor card
Totaled your Chevy
Now it's at the dump in a big trash heap
Not one part was good to keep
Drunken Driver
So how did it feel when your body burned?
Too late for you to learn
Drunken Driver
So how did it feel when you lost your life?
I think that I'll date your wife
Drunken Driver
Not a survivor
Can't find your spleen
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LOL! 5-5-5. And maybe another version could be "Drunken Writer"?
Great! And you have written a song that's funny AND has something important to say.
Funny and a great public service announcement! WTG! 5-5-5 Always, ~Mark (Look up Crazy Train from Ozzy, a parody called Lazy Brain me and my brother did...hope you like it!) \m/ Horns Up!
I like your version, it is good!
Unacceptable. You dare make fum of Dio like that. You listen here i know Chuck Norris.
That's fricking brilliant, man!
careful...... he knows chuck norris....
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