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Song Parodies -> "Cafeteria Mold"

Original Song Title:

"Centerfold"

Original Performer:

J Giels Band

Parody Song Title:

"Cafeteria Mold"

Parody Written by:

Chistopher Sutler

The Lyrics

Does it walk? Does it talk?
The school lunch that you eat?
What they served in the cafeteria
Always made me leave my seat
It looks like soggy corn flakes
And tastes like an oil stain
And if you tried to swallow it
You'd be in major pain
Pass it by, don't kill yourself
One bite makes you turn green
Making students eat this stuff
Is really kind of mean

My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafeteria mold
Ulgy cafeteria mold
My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafetria mold

Slipped my tray under the desk
Got it all over my girlfriend's dress
Tried to get up and run away
But she punched me in the eye
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever I saw that ugly goo
It was pretty plain to see
If I ate it I would die
That green and geey substance
Too sickening to touch
Just one nibble of that swill
Is really just too much

My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafeteria mold
Ulgy cafeteria mold
My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafetria mold

Na na na na na na
Na na-na-na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na-na-na na na na na

If you listened then you understand
So now I've got another plan
When the lunch bell rings on the dot
I'm heading for the parking lot
Take my car, yes I will
I'll take my car and drive
Take it to a Burger King
For some real food in private
A part of me is feeling sick
Cafeteria food is causing it
Oh,no, I can't stand it
Oh, yeah, I guess I gotta can it

My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafeteria mold
Ugly cafeteria mold
My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafeteria mold

Na na na na na
Na na-na-na na na na na

All right, all right! 1,2,3,4!

My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafeteria mold
Ugly cafeteria mold
My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafeteria mold

My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafeteria mold
Ugly cafeteria mold
My blood runs cold
Whenever I see that ugly mold
Ugly cafeteria mold

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Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, misty memories of days gone by.
Baby Kitty - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like food at good old--(YUCK!!)--Kimball High School!! (and just about every other school cafeteria food on the planet!)
Cryptic Wizard - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
A great and awesome parody--and very true as well! This one deserves all 5's!

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