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Song Parodies -> "Ranting Machine"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Machine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jacksons

Parody Song Title:

"Ranting Machine"

Parody Written by:

Wild Man

The Lyrics

We all know someone like this!
Ranting- Ranting- Ranting
He's a Ranting Machine
( Oh maybe )
( He's half crazy )

Automaic sports fanatic
Self importiant condesender
Has to be a left-y
He's not right

Thinks himself so amusing
Bashing words and comment using
I tell ya folks
he's not too bright

He's proving It's grewling
To get a decent break on AMIRIGHT now
(Oh yeah)

Counteractive keyboard hacker
Pompous creature self ordained
Don't ya wish he'd get a life

Not a word encouragement
Rude and full of his distain
Thinks that it's a First
Amendment Right

(He's a)
RANT RANT RANT RANTING Machine
Watch him get nouns, Watch him get nouns
(As he)
Puke puke puke puke pukes up the screen

(He's a)
RANT RANT RANT RANTING Machine
Watch him get crowned Watch him get crowned
As I duke duke duke duke him with a beam

Fade
Go ahead , comment away, and I do expect votes! Thanks Amirighters, I had lots of fun withthis one. It' s just a parody but,I'm afraid someone will have to take it like a man, Man.

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Wild Man - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Well any Guesses? You guys know already, don't you.
Jermaine Jackson - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This song is great. I had to do Tito like that one day. Then Joe beat me.
Wild Man - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Wrong answer, It's not Micheal Jackson, or any Jacksons for that matter, got that Jackson, Man.

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