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Song Parodies -> "My Wife Divorced Me"

Original Song Title:

"She F****** Hates Me"

Original Performer:

Puddle Of Mudd

Parody Song Title:

"My Wife Divorced Me"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

I thought of this parody last night after my bands show. We were at the after party, and I picked up the guitar and started playing She F****** Hates Me. Then I came up with this idear about a guy going through a divorce, and no the guy named Chuck is not Chucky G. Allthough Im sure that If I had a wife, Chucky could steal her from me in a heartbeat. LOL! Peace---Ghetto John
put a ring , on her left hand,
fell in love, I was the man
went well till the end of June
she took my dog and my trailer too,

Took my hat, and my Robo Grip
it was a big marital pink slip
Then she took my pimped out ride
Man I really hate my wife!


Chorus:
My Wife Divorced me
MUCK!
Yeah My Wife Divorced me
For some guy named Chuck
She cooked so good
and she cooked up bacon like no one could
Now Im all alone

She took the head to my shower
Took the milk that wasnt sour
she took my Mom and my Dad
My uncle Tom
and my best friend Brad

Took my cat and my tater chips
it was a big marital pink slip
Then she took my pimped out ride
Man I really hate my wife!

Chorus:
My Wife Divorced me
MUCK!
Yeah My Wife Divorced me
For some guy named Chuck
She cooked so good
and she cooked up bacon like no one could
Now Im all alone

that's my story, and it sucks
I lost my favorite Chevrolet Truck
now its over and im broke,
I wish my wife would freekin choke

Chorus
My Wife Divorced me
MUCK!
Yeah My Wife Divorced me
For some guy named Chuck
She cooked so good
and she cooked up bacon like no one could
Now Im all alone

My wife left me for a guy named Chuck
AHHH!
My wife left me for a guy named Chuck
AHHH!
My wife Divorced me!
Rest In Peace---Monaco Chris.

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Wolveroses - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
that was freakin' HILARIOUS!
Ghetto John - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Why thank you Wolveroses
Static - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
lol lol lol! great job man!
Lauren - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh, that was cool. I liked the part about taking Brad.

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