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Song Parodies -> "The Matrix"

Original Song Title:

"Walk On The Wild Side"

Original Performer:

Lou Reed

Parody Song Title:

"The Matrix"

Parody Written by:

Scott No Last Name Given

The Lyrics

Robots come to Zion to renovate
Morphius must control their hectic state
All the Zion brethren
Are calling on the One yet again
Sayin', "Neo, take a walk through the Matrix"
They said, "Hey, Neo, take a walk through the Matrix"

Neo's on a playground with an old chick
Fighting Agent Smith clones with a couple flip kicks
The Oracle sits on a bench
Convincing him to be a mench
She said, "Hey, Neo, take a walk through the Matrix"
She's all, "Hey, pal, better check out the Matrix"
And the Zion girls go, "Doo doo doo..."

Neo's crew battles all day and all night
Everybody has to fight and fight
Some ninjas and two albino guys
And then the poor Keymaker dies
Going, "Here, man, it's a key to the Matrix"
He said, "Neo, move your butt to the Matrix"

The Architect don't care 'bout making friends
He says stuff only Neo comprehends
"Go through the Matrix door,
You won't see your girlfriend no more"
He says, "Hey, Neo, pick the door to the Matrix"
He goes, "Neo, gotta head for the Matrix; go right"

Neo's plugged into a machine
That's the last they show on the screen
So I guess we'll have to see
At the premiere of Matrix three
Thinkin' "Neo, hope you get to the Matrix"
I said, "Hey, Neo, lots of luck with the Matrix"
And the Matrix fans say, "Doo doo doo..."

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