Song Parodies -> Black!
| Original Song Title: | "Bad" |
| Original Performer: | Michael Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Black!" |
| Parody Written by: | Syncronos |
In the controversial tradition of Rice Cube's 'I Guess That's Why They Call Them The Jews' parody, feast yo' eyes!
You're @$$ Is Mine
Wanna start a fight?
I'll make your face
Turn real pale-white
I'm telling y'all
How to 'keep it real'
Y'all know my slang
So 'what's da deal?'
Wussup? Wussup?
Yo homey...aight...
I'm giving y'all
The chance to see
How cool this man
Can really be
Like L.L. said
Gonna knock you out
So bring your game
Let's turn it out
It's the same with men and women
People don't know what to do
And you don't know what I'm sayin'
But I'm talkin' right to you
Because I'm black! I'm black!
Wussup!?
(Black black-Really, really black)
Y'all Know I'm black, I'm black
Y'all Know It
(Black black-Really, Really black)
Y'all Know I'm black, I'm black-
Wussup!? Y'all Know
(Black black-Really, really black)
And the playground has to
answer right now
Just To Tell y'all once again,
Who's black?
New dance is out
Y'all doin' it wrong
Gonna rough y'all up
Before too long,
Like Busta Rhymes
Gettin' high tonight
Gonna get tore up
Then pick a fight
My gear ain't cheap
All the latest brands
Expensive shoes
And baggy pants
It's the same with men and women
People don't know what to do
And you don't know what I'm sayin'
But I'm talkin' right to you
Because I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And The nightclub better
answer right now
Lemme axe y'all once again
Who's Black . . .
Gonna barbeque tomorrow
Don't ya wanna have a taste?
I don't care for what you're sayin'
But don't y'all diss my race!
Because I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the ball court better
answer right now
I'ma axe Y'all Once
Again . . .)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It-Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know, Y'all Know, Y'all
Know, Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the ghetto better
answer right now
I'ma axe y'all one mo' gin
Y'all Know I'm Smooth, I'm
Black, Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm
Black Baby
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know, Y'all Know, Y'all
Know It, Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the city better answer right now
Woo!
(Lemme axe y'all one mo' gin)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black-Y'all
Know-Hoo!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black-I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the whole world better
answer right now
Better tell y'all once again . . .
Who's Black?
Wanna start a fight?
I'll make your face
Turn real pale-white
I'm telling y'all
How to 'keep it real'
Y'all know my slang
So 'what's da deal?'
Wussup? Wussup?
Yo homey...aight...
I'm giving y'all
The chance to see
How cool this man
Can really be
Like L.L. said
Gonna knock you out
So bring your game
Let's turn it out
It's the same with men and women
People don't know what to do
And you don't know what I'm sayin'
But I'm talkin' right to you
Because I'm black! I'm black!
Wussup!?
(Black black-Really, really black)
Y'all Know I'm black, I'm black
Y'all Know It
(Black black-Really, Really black)
Y'all Know I'm black, I'm black-
Wussup!? Y'all Know
(Black black-Really, really black)
And the playground has to
answer right now
Just To Tell y'all once again,
Who's black?
New dance is out
Y'all doin' it wrong
Gonna rough y'all up
Before too long,
Like Busta Rhymes
Gettin' high tonight
Gonna get tore up
Then pick a fight
My gear ain't cheap
All the latest brands
Expensive shoes
And baggy pants
It's the same with men and women
People don't know what to do
And you don't know what I'm sayin'
But I'm talkin' right to you
Because I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And The nightclub better
answer right now
Lemme axe y'all once again
Who's Black . . .
Gonna barbeque tomorrow
Don't ya wanna have a taste?
I don't care for what you're sayin'
But don't y'all diss my race!
Because I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the ball court better
answer right now
I'ma axe Y'all Once
Again . . .)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It-Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know, Y'all Know, Y'all
Know, Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the ghetto better
answer right now
I'ma axe y'all one mo' gin
Y'all Know I'm Smooth, I'm
Black, Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm
Black Baby
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know, Y'all Know, Y'all
Know It, Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the city better answer right now
Woo!
(Lemme axe y'all one mo' gin)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black-Y'all
Know-Hoo!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black-I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the whole world better
answer right now
Better tell y'all once again . . .
Who's Black?
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You got me laughing so hard my sides hurt. Ouch. I feel most honored to have inspired you to create such a wonderful masterpiece of parodicalness 8-)
HAHAHAHAHA..good job...I really liked the "Im really really black" line for some reason lol
This cracked me up. Especially since I pictured MJ singing it.
LoL.. I mean, really, LOL. I'm honoured and impressed.
"Just take a Bad song, and make it better." Which you just did. Wonderfully!
Michael Jackson singing "I'm Black!" Priceless.
Best Syncronos Parody
BRAVO!!!!!!
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