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Song Parodies -> "Black!"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Black!"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

In the controversial tradition of Rice Cube's 'I Guess That's Why They Call Them The Jews' parody, feast yo' eyes!
You're @$$ Is Mine
Wanna start a fight?
I'll make your face
Turn real pale-white
I'm telling y'all
How to 'keep it real'
Y'all know my slang
So 'what's da deal?'
Wussup? Wussup?
Yo homey...aight...

I'm giving y'all
The chance to see
How cool this man
Can really be
Like L.L. said
Gonna knock you out
So bring your game
Let's turn it out

It's the same with men and women
People don't know what to do
And you don't know what I'm sayin'
But I'm talkin' right to you

Because I'm black! I'm black!
Wussup!?
(Black black-Really, really black)
Y'all Know I'm black, I'm black
Y'all Know It
(Black black-Really, Really black)
Y'all Know I'm black, I'm black-
Wussup!? Y'all Know
(Black black-Really, really black)
And the playground has to
answer right now
Just To Tell y'all once again,
Who's black?

New dance is out
Y'all doin' it wrong
Gonna rough y'all up
Before too long,
Like Busta Rhymes
Gettin' high tonight
Gonna get tore up
Then pick a fight
My gear ain't cheap
All the latest brands
Expensive shoes
And baggy pants

It's the same with men and women
People don't know what to do
And you don't know what I'm sayin'
But I'm talkin' right to you

Because I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And The nightclub better
answer right now
Lemme axe y'all once again
Who's Black . . .

Gonna barbeque tomorrow
Don't ya wanna have a taste?
I don't care for what you're sayin'
But don't y'all diss my race!

Because I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the ball court better
answer right now
I'ma axe Y'all Once
Again . . .)

Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It-Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know, Y'all Know, Y'all
Know, Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the ghetto better
answer right now
I'ma axe y'all one mo' gin

Y'all Know I'm Smooth, I'm
Black, Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm
Black Baby
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know, Y'all Know, Y'all
Know It, Wussup?!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the city better answer right now
Woo!
(Lemme axe y'all one mo' gin)

Y'all Know I'm Black, I'm Black-
Y'all Know It
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black-Y'all
Know-Hoo!
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
Y'all Know I'm Black-I'm Black-
Y'all Know It, Y'all Know
(Black Black-Really, Really Black)
And the whole world better
answer right now
Better tell y'all once again . . .

Who's Black?

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Rice Cube - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
You got me laughing so hard my sides hurt. Ouch. I feel most honored to have inspired you to create such a wonderful masterpiece of parodicalness 8-)
Billy Florio - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA..good job...I really liked the "Im really really black" line for some reason lol
cheerleader - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This cracked me up. Especially since I pictured MJ singing it.
Watt Daddy - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
LoL.. I mean, really, LOL. I'm honoured and impressed.
Meriadoc - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
"Just take a Bad song, and make it better." Which you just did. Wonderfully!
Sportsfreak - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael Jackson singing "I'm Black!" Priceless.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Syncronos Parody
Jessie - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
BRAVO!!!!!!

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