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Song Parodies -> "Pukin' on the Stairs"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' on a Prayer"

Original Performer:

Jon Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Pukin' on the Stairs"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

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"Once upon a time
'Couple hours ago..."

Tommy had a couple of shots
Drank a couple beers
Coronas and Schnopps...it's tough- his gut
Billy was the driver today
Driving Tommy home, said "Are you okay?"
Bad luck... oooh bad luck...

Had more than he could hold on, and too much pot,
It doesn't make a difference after twenty-two shots
A twenty-four pack, and that's a lot for one
"Oh no man, I'm not!"

Whooah, he's half way there
Whooah, pukin' on the stairs
"One more round, I'll make it I swear"
Whooah, pukin' on the stairs

Tommy's got his six-pack of bud
Now he's holding in what-a used to make him chuck so much... he's tough
Drank himself a couple of kegs
He gets up in the night, and he makes it
To the hallway, sometimes

He couln't hold on to what he bought
It doesn't make a difference, gonna get some gut rot
It's in his stomach, oh wait it's not
He's dumb... now give him a shot!

Whooah, he's half way there
Whooah, pukin' on the stairs
"Down there man, the bathroom's right there"
Whooah, pukin' on the stairs!

Now if you can't hold on, to all your shots
At least carry with you a bucket or pot!

Whooah, he's half way there
Whooah, pukin' on the stairs
Drank a vat of Kahlua I swear
Whooah, pukin' on the stairs...

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Billy Florio - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job Darkjon, nice to see you back
Steven Cavanagh - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
"It's in his stomach, oh wait it's not"- great!
Wild Man - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny read, Man
Mike Florio - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
LMAO! Very good, Darkjon...
Claude Prez - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job; chorus was especially good
Michael Pacholek - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Jon Bon Jovi is from Sayreville, New Jersey, which I once heard (never verified, but wouldn't be surprised if it was true) has the most bars per capita than any municipality in the U.S.A. It would explain a lot of things, and makes this one all the better.

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