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Quotes:

"Success has afforded us good seats at McDonald's."
Submitted by: The Mother of Three Ferrets
 

Jokes:

Jon Bon Jovi is so old that he sat behind Jesus Christ in the Third Grade!
Submitted by: Queen Chipmunk
 

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Giovanni Bongiovi. Submitted by: Shannon3n8

Also known as: John Francis Bongiovi Junior. Submitted by: Jen

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Captain Kidd. Submitted by: JoviChick

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Jesse James - Gotta love the name!!! Submitted by: SANDY
  • Stephanie Rose, Jesse James Louis, Jacob Hurley, Romeo Jon - Stephanie Rose - mother's middle name is Rose. Jesse James Louis - Jon had an obsession with the Wild West. Jacob Hurley - mother's maiden name was Hurley Romeo Jon - obv named after his father. They thought Romeo was romantic. Submitted by: Halle
  • Romeo - Even Shakespeare would roll his eyes at that one. Submitted by: De
  • Romeo Jon - What were they thinking? Hope they call him RJ. Submitted by: BonJovi Fan
  • Stephanie Rose - So feminine and girlie & pious for a rock kid. Submitted by: raiden
  • Jesse James - Submitted by: Jessica

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Pay It Forward"Didn't know 'til after the credits rolled. - starr
"U-571" - joeking

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Shot Down In Flames," AC/DC"Blaze Of Glory," Jon Bon Jovi
"Billy Get Your Guns," Jon Bon Jovi"Don't Need A Gun," Billy Idol
"Billy Get Your Guns," Jon Bon Jovi"Billy's Got A Gun," Def Leppard

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Blaze of Glory""Crazy Story"Rex Ungericht
"You give Love a Bad Name""Bush Gives Us a Bad Name"Crazy Dave
"Bad Medicine""Ted Kennedy"Offender
"Livin' on a Prayer""Livin' on Welfare"Scrawny Johnny
"Bad Medicine""Bad President"DarkJon64
"Bad Medicine""Dad's Medicine"DarkJon64
"It's My Life""The Story of my Life"DarkJon64
"Keep the Faith""Keep the Weight"DarkJon64
"It's My LIfe""Appetite"Ross Marshall
"Livin' on a Prayer""Pukin' on the Stairs"DarkJon64

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Blaze of GloryFire DepartmentA

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Blaze of Glory
   Jon Bon Jovi
Glory Days
   Bruce Springsteen
Blaze of Glory Days
I don't know how to feel about this
Dayna

Misheard Lyrics:

"Blaze of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I never toothbrush
But I toothbrush blood
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I never drew first
But I drew first blood
"Blaze Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
"Blaze Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
"Blaze of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I drew first bluff
Original Lyrics:
But I drew first blood
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Living On A Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really not gay.
Original Lyrics:
We're half way there.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Tom Schmit

My friend said, "Guess what song I heard this morning". I asked, "Which one?" He replied, "The song that goes, 'Hey Hey I'm really not gay.'"

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Queen of New Orleans"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Man, I fell hard
When I put my hands in the cookie jar
Why They're Dirty:
I mean the music video is Jon clapping for a stripper while wearing his wedding ring so it seems fairly obvious
Submitted by: dayna
 

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Queen of New Orleans"
The Lyrics:
I was dancing with the Queen of New Orleans
Dancing in the streets of New Orleans
Why:
New Orleans is a city in the US
Submitted by: Roadrunner
 

Song Title Acrostics:

BOG: "Blaze Of Glory"
Please delete entry with reversed title/performer
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Bon Jon Bovi originally "Jon Bon Jovi"
Doesn't change much
Submitted by: Rpollck

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Being a football fan"
Jon is a well - known fan of the Patriots and has been seen at one a fame many times.
Submitted by: dayna

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