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"Success has afforded us good seats at McDonald's." Submitted by: The Mother of Three Ferrets
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Jon Bon Jovi is so old that he sat behind Jesus Christ in the Third Grade! Submitted by: Queen Chipmunk
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Also known as: Giovanni Bongiovi. Submitted by: Shannon3n8
Also known as: John Francis Bongiovi Junior. Submitted by: Jen
Known informally as: Captain Kidd. Submitted by: JoviChick
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Pay It Forward" | Didn't know 'til after the credits rolled. - starr |
"U-571" | - joeking |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
"Shot Down In Flames," AC/DC | "Blaze Of Glory," Jon Bon Jovi |
"Billy Get Your Guns," Jon Bon Jovi | "Don't Need A Gun," Billy Idol |
"Billy Get Your Guns," Jon Bon Jovi | "Billy's Got A Gun," Def Leppard |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Blaze of Glory" | "Crazy Story" | Rex Ungericht |
"You give Love a Bad Name" | "Bush Gives Us a Bad Name" | Crazy Dave |
"Bad Medicine" | "Ted Kennedy" | Offender |
"Livin' on a Prayer" | "Livin' on Welfare" | Scrawny Johnny |
"Bad Medicine" | "Bad President" | DarkJon64 |
"Bad Medicine" | "Dad's Medicine" | DarkJon64 |
"It's My Life" | "The Story of my Life" | DarkJon64 |
"Keep the Faith" | "Keep the Weight" | DarkJon64 |
"It's My LIfe" | "Appetite" | Ross Marshall |
"Livin' on a Prayer" | "Pukin' on the Stairs" | DarkJon64 |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Blaze of Glory | Fire Department | A |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Blaze of Glory Jon Bon Jovi | Glory Days Bruce Springsteen | Blaze of Glory Days I don't know how to feel about this | Dayna |
"Blaze of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics: Lord, I never toothbrush
But I toothbrush blood Original Lyrics: Lord, I never drew first
But I drew first blood | "Blaze Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
Original Lyrics: 'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
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"Blaze Of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
Original Lyrics: 'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
| "Blaze of Glory"
Misheard Lyrics: But I drew first bluff
Original Lyrics: But I drew first blood
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Living On A Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm really not gay.
Original Lyrics: We're half way there.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Tom Schmit My friend said, "Guess what song I heard this morning". I asked, "Which one?" He replied, "The song that goes, 'Hey Hey I'm really not gay.'" |
"Queen of New Orleans"
The Dirty Lyrics: Man, I fell hard
When I put my hands in the cookie jar Why They're Dirty: I mean the music video is Jon clapping for a stripper while wearing his wedding ring so it seems fairly obvious
Submitted by: dayna
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"Queen of New Orleans"
The Lyrics: I was dancing with the Queen of New Orleans
Dancing in the streets of New Orleans Why: New Orleans is a city in the US
Submitted by: Roadrunner
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