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There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Jon Bon Jovi on amIright currently.
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'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
I'm a coast save-torero
In a can that delivers.
I'm a colt in your stable
I'm what Cain is to Abel.
I'm a goat in a stable
I'm what came Mr. Able
I'm a colt in your stable
I'm what Cain is to Abel.
But I drew first bluff
But I drew first blood
I'm going down in the blades of Gloria
I'm going down in a blaze of glory
Lord, I never toothbrush
But I toothbrush blood
Lord, I never drew first
But I drew first blood
"Janie Don't Take Your Love To Town" (MP3)
I didn't come this far to go to Thailand
I didn't come this far to throw the towel in
This was a song from Jon's solo album from 1997, so it should be credited to him only, not the rest of his band.
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Please come home for kisses
Please come home for Christmas
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