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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Jon Bon Jovi

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jon Bon Jovi that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Jon Bon Jovi on amIright currently.

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"Blaze Of Glory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
"Blaze Of Glory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I flip-flop to the forest
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've lived life to the fullest
"Blaze Of Glory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a coast save-torero
In a can that delivers.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a colt in your stable
I'm what Cain is to Abel.
"Blaze Of Glory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a goat in a stable
I'm what came Mr. Able
Original Lyrics:
I'm a colt in your stable
I'm what Cain is to Abel.
"Blaze of Glory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I drew first bluff
Original Lyrics:
But I drew first blood
"Blaze of Glory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going down in the blades of Gloria
Original Lyrics:
I'm going down in a blaze of glory
"Blaze of Glory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I never toothbrush
But I toothbrush blood
Original Lyrics:
Lord, I never drew first
But I drew first blood
"Janie Don't Take Your Love To Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't come this far to go to Thailand
Original Lyrics:
I didn't come this far to throw the towel in
This was a song from Jon's solo album from 1997, so it should be credited to him only, not the rest of his band.
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please come home for kisses
Original Lyrics:
Please come home for Christmas

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Selected Albums

Midnight in Chelsea
Midnight in Chelsea
Power Station Years (1980-1983)
Power Station Years (1980-1983)