Song Parodies -> Bad President
| Original Song Title: | "Bad Medicine" |
| Original Performer: | Jon Bon Jovi |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad President" |
| Parody Written by: | DarkJon64 |
A new approach on all this political nonsense, and probably the only political parody I will ever write. Keep in mind that I'm from Canada so if you don't agree with me... I DON'T CARE!!! AHAHAHAH!!!
George Bush is a bad president
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There ain't no problem mixing war in with peace
Bad president...
I saw this movie, was a documentary
It was direced by some fat guy and he tried to make you see
I thought it was funny, but failed to get to me
Gonna take more than a shock to make the people all agree
Now you've got all the symptons of the whole country
First you see (that's what you get for watching that stuff)
Then you freak (You get a little scared and then it builds up)
And then you hate George B. (that's what you get for watchin that stuff)
Now this boy's so hated just for doing his job!
Woah, George Bush is a bad president
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There ain't no problem killing the sand monkeys
Bad, bad, president...
I don't need no freedom to be safe when I'm at home
And I don't need no secret agents to monitor my phone
I got a gasoline addiction, can't drive without the crap!
So give me oil you stupid Afghans or I'll go blow up Iraq
We let you keep your country and we just want something back
So you see (that's what you get for buying a car)
What we need (you need some oil or else you wont get as far)
And then you're on your knees (that's what you get for buying a car)
Gonna blow up India and all the sitars!
Woah, George Bush is a Bad President
A bad president gets what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There'd be a bigger war without gasoline
Bad, bad, president
Is what I want
Bad, bad, president
Oh! Is what we need!
I need to get to work and I ain't runnin' out of breath
So I'm not biking there or walking, I don't care about the deaths
Thank your damn president for getting you the gas
Because the cars that run on water haven't been invented yet!
George Bush is a bad president
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There'd be a bigger war without gasoline
Dubya, bad president
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
He's taking good care of the land of the free.
Woah, woah, hold on now
Hold on... theres one!
**BOOM***
I'm not done!
There's one, set for stun
George Bush
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There'd be a bigger war without gasoline...
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There ain't no problem mixing war in with peace
Bad president...
I saw this movie, was a documentary
It was direced by some fat guy and he tried to make you see
I thought it was funny, but failed to get to me
Gonna take more than a shock to make the people all agree
Now you've got all the symptons of the whole country
First you see (that's what you get for watching that stuff)
Then you freak (You get a little scared and then it builds up)
And then you hate George B. (that's what you get for watchin that stuff)
Now this boy's so hated just for doing his job!
Woah, George Bush is a bad president
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There ain't no problem killing the sand monkeys
Bad, bad, president...
I don't need no freedom to be safe when I'm at home
And I don't need no secret agents to monitor my phone
I got a gasoline addiction, can't drive without the crap!
So give me oil you stupid Afghans or I'll go blow up Iraq
We let you keep your country and we just want something back
So you see (that's what you get for buying a car)
What we need (you need some oil or else you wont get as far)
And then you're on your knees (that's what you get for buying a car)
Gonna blow up India and all the sitars!
Woah, George Bush is a Bad President
A bad president gets what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There'd be a bigger war without gasoline
Bad, bad, president
Is what I want
Bad, bad, president
Oh! Is what we need!
I need to get to work and I ain't runnin' out of breath
So I'm not biking there or walking, I don't care about the deaths
Thank your damn president for getting you the gas
Because the cars that run on water haven't been invented yet!
George Bush is a bad president
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There'd be a bigger war without gasoline
Dubya, bad president
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
He's taking good care of the land of the free.
Woah, woah, hold on now
Hold on... theres one!
**BOOM***
I'm not done!
There's one, set for stun
George Bush
A bad president is what we need
Woah, nothing's wrong with a bad president
There'd be a bigger war without gasoline...
Take that one to heart...
Oh and by the way, yes I am aware that there are cars that run on water, or something like that... but this is just a parody so if you want to criticize something like that then you really need something better to do! Go read a book.
Oh and by the way, yes I am aware that there are cars that run on water, or something like that... but this is just a parody so if you want to criticize something like that then you really need something better to do! Go read a book.
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I liked this! 5s...
OH man, the chorus is hysterically funny because it fits the original song's chorus so perfectly, it had me LOL!! 5-5-5
I loved it too! I agree with it totally! 5-5-5!
Well, either way we will have a president to make fun of. First it was Bill and the big M, now it is Dubya. Don't get me started.
:-) Very good, DJ... I've been toying with the idea of "Bad Intelligence" about why we went to war in the first place (but I've done this song twice already, so I might try and find another song to parody),
Ah, through the dust and the smoke of a Montreal bar, the great DarkJon has returned. "Bad President" is damning Bush with faint praise. We stand on guard with thee! Though I'm not yet sure if I like Paul Martin.
Yeah bro' I don't agree with American Politics; gotta ask why Britian went in with US too Anyway, loved the song - laughed like Hell at parts Great to see someone else writing songs who don't have too many votes - although that's not what its all about (Then again, situations are a bit different I think!!!)
haha this was really really funny. BU(ll)SH(it)
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