Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Story of my Life"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

Original Performer:

Jon Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"The Story of my Life"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Watching TV while I'm broken-hearted
When years ago, my wife departed
Was taken right from me without a place in the ground
You prob'ly heard my voice when I shouted out loud:

"It's my wife! She's on Survivor"
I never thought that I would find her
I'm just so surprised that she's alive
(It's my wife)
My heart had been so badly broken
Jeff Probst just said "The tribe has spoken"
I'm just so surprised that she's alive...
It's my wife!

Went outside my house and looked around
Nothing but clear skies; nice and warm ground
Tomorrow's getting hotter than yesterday
Looking down the sidewalk and I hear myself say:

"It's my bike!" And it's off and rollin'
I think my wheels have just been stolen
I just wanna catch the crazy guy
(It's my bike) I really wanna catch him badly
Like Rachel on the "Friends" finale
I just wanna catch the crazy guy
'Cuz It's my bike...

Went into the kitchen started looking around
To bake a cake, guess what I just found:

It's my knife! And it's in the cupboard!
But knives they don't go in the cupboard!
They go in the drawer with all the knives
(It's my knife) Who unloaded the damn dishwasher?
I thought I told my son and daughter
They go in the drawer with all the knives

That's my life! And it's bad as ever
The madness it will not stop, never
I just wanna go to bed and die
(It's my life) It's harder than an airplane highway
To make it worse it's still not Friday
I just wanna go to bed and die...
But it's my life!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 2
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 3
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jonbonjovi1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1030