I'm number one for the week
5 of the hundred best all time
Looking for a new thing to write about
Looking for a rhyme

Maybe I'll try EMF
Their "Unbelievable"'s cool
Don't have anything to write about
Rhymezone's my

I need, a word
Something clever would be preferred
I need, a word
How's "agglutinable"?

Bacteria clump together
That's when you use this word
But I just don't know how
I could stretch this word
Out to three verses
I'll scrap that and head back
To the most useful site I know
But this time, I realize
I gotta find something more practical

I need, a word
This could be the best parody you've heard
I need, a word
"Hendecasyllable"

Eleven syllables
In these two song lines
What horrible rhymes
Hendecasyllabic lines
Back to the drawing board
I've gotta find something new
I've gotta think this song through
To find a topic and make every word perfect
Replace the words, erase the words
That just don't fit, what does it mean

(This song is horrible)
I'm heading on back to rhymezone
To find something that fits
I've got to find the perfect word
Something that conveys my wit

Finding words that end in B-L-E
Ones that make this song flow
This time I've spent, I've realized
There's got to be a good word
I just know

I need, a word
I've got two flops, now I need a third
I need, a word
This song is almost over
I need, a word
This parody's getting quite absurd
I need, a word
But it's impossible

It's so unrhymable
So intolerable
I'm undecipherable
I was unimaginable