-> "Bakery (Trials of a stoenr with the munchies)"
Original Song Title:
"Baker Street"
Original Performer:
Jerry Rafferty
Parody Song Title:
"Bakery (Trials of a stoenr with the munchies)"
The Lyrics
(Famous saxophone solo)
Finding your way to the ba-kery,
Smell's in the air, they got fresh pastry,
Well, a dozen seems OK, you'll eat them right away
And forget about everything.
It doesn't matter if they're hot or cold,
You've got cinnamon donuts and cinnamon rolls,
And it won't be very long, the whole box is gone
And you've gone and ate everything.
You used to think that they were so greasy, you said the doughnuts there were so easy,
But you've tried 'em, you've tried em' now.
Another box and then you'd be happy, just one more box and then you'd be happy,
'Cause you're buyin', you're buyin' now.
(Famous saxophone solo)
Way down the street there's a girl in your place,
She opens the door, and you've got crumbs on your face,
And she asks you why you're late, you tell her that you ate
But you don't tell her anything.
She says she sent you out to get her some food,
But you don't have anything, now she's in a bad mood,
And you tell her "settle down, there's take-out all around
You can order up anything."
'But you know you'll always keep smokin', you know you're never gonna stop tokin',
'Cause you're a stoner, you're a stoner, man.
And what you're craving is some more doughnuts, you're stomach's raving for some more doughnuts,
You don't care, you don't care which brand!
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