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Song Parodies -> "Bakery (Trials of a stoenr with the munchies)"

Original Song Title:

"Baker Street"

Original Performer:

Jerry Rafferty

Parody Song Title:

"Bakery (Trials of a stoenr with the munchies)"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

This is what happened when you smoke weed...not as harmless as we all thought!
(Famous saxophone solo)

Finding your way to the ba-kery,
Smell's in the air, they got fresh pastry,
Well, a dozen seems OK, you'll eat them right away
And forget about everything.

It doesn't matter if they're hot or cold,
You've got cinnamon donuts and cinnamon rolls,
And it won't be very long, the whole box is gone
And you've gone and ate everything.

You used to think that they were so greasy, you said the doughnuts there were so easy,
But you've tried 'em, you've tried em' now.
Another box and then you'd be happy, just one more box and then you'd be happy,
'Cause you're buyin', you're buyin' now.

(Famous saxophone solo)

Way down the street there's a girl in your place,
She opens the door, and you've got crumbs on your face,
And she asks you why you're late, you tell her that you ate
But you don't tell her anything.

She says she sent you out to get her some food,
But you don't have anything, now she's in a bad mood,
And you tell her "settle down, there's take-out all around
You can order up anything."

'But you know you'll always keep smokin', you know you're never gonna stop tokin',
'Cause you're a stoner, you're a stoner, man.
And what you're craving is some more doughnuts, you're stomach's raving for some more doughnuts,
You don't care, you don't care which brand!

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lebeiw15 - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
That was good Syncronos! I did this idea too but yours was waaaaay better
WildMan - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
The sync's are back! Good job ! Enjoyed reading it.
Meriadoc - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Sync! (BTW, I voted - it was one of those two that forgot! ^, ^^ ) :-0
Billy Florio - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great great great job!...check this out: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ledzeppelin2.shtml
d@n - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thats one of the best songs ever. great parody i can relate :)

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