Song Parodies -> Don't Know Why (I Weigh A Ton)
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Know Why" |
| Original Performer: | Norah Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Know Why (I Weigh A Ton)" |
| Parody Written by: | Norma Bones |
I ate until the morning sun
Now I weigh about a ton
'Saw the fridge and had some fun
Don't know why I weigh a ton, I
Don't know why I weigh a ton
When I saw the fish fillet
Wished that I could dine away
Instead of lying on my bed
Seeing Ice cream in my head
My tum is growling wild
I don't wanna diet
No, never..
Out across the supermart
I let out a stinky fart
People dropped dead to the floor
I walked down the aisle alone
My tum is growling wild
I don't wanna diet
No, never..
Pizza man has got to come
Don't know why I weigh a ton
I feel hungry, want some gum
Don't know why I weigh a ton
I don't know why I weigh a ton
I don't know why I weigh a ton...
Now I weigh about a ton
'Saw the fridge and had some fun
Don't know why I weigh a ton, I
Don't know why I weigh a ton
When I saw the fish fillet
Wished that I could dine away
Instead of lying on my bed
Seeing Ice cream in my head
My tum is growling wild
I don't wanna diet
No, never..
Out across the supermart
I let out a stinky fart
People dropped dead to the floor
I walked down the aisle alone
My tum is growling wild
I don't wanna diet
No, never..
Pizza man has got to come
Don't know why I weigh a ton
I feel hungry, want some gum
Don't know why I weigh a ton
I don't know why I weigh a ton
I don't know why I weigh a ton...
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I DONT LIKE NORAH JONES. WHEN I READ THIS SONG I LAUGHED SO HARD ,MY CHAIR KNOCKED FORWARD AND I HIT MY HEAD OFF THE COMPUTER. GREAT SONG .
Stinky fart had me ROTFL!
Norah Jones, Go to Hell!
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