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Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Why (I Weigh A Ton)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Why"

Original Performer:

Norah Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Why (I Weigh A Ton)"

Parody Written by:

Norma Bones

The Lyrics

I ate until the morning sun
Now I weigh about a ton
'Saw the fridge and had some fun
Don't know why I weigh a ton, I
Don't know why I weigh a ton

When I saw the fish fillet
Wished that I could dine away
Instead of lying on my bed
Seeing Ice cream in my head

My tum is growling wild
I don't wanna diet
No, never..

Out across the supermart
I let out a stinky fart
People dropped dead to the floor
I walked down the aisle alone

My tum is growling wild
I don't wanna diet
No, never..

Pizza man has got to come
Don't know why I weigh a ton
I feel hungry, want some gum
Don't know why I weigh a ton
I don't know why I weigh a ton
I don't know why I weigh a ton...

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HOTT CHIC 100 - December 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I DONT LIKE NORAH JONES. WHEN I READ THIS SONG I LAUGHED SO HARD ,MY CHAIR KNOCKED FORWARD AND I HIT MY HEAD OFF THE COMPUTER. GREAT SONG .
Leo Jay - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Stinky fart had me ROTFL!
Edie Falco - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Norah Jones, Go to Hell!

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