Boy, IÕm gonna throw you from the Sad Caff
IÕm gonna throw you from the Sad Caff
IÕm gonna throw you from the Sad Caff
Sad Caff, Sad Caff

ItÕs such a bore
Such an austere old bore
At the Sad Caff,
Sad Caff Sad Caff

Argh!
At the Sad Caff

Now Tell Me ~ Are ya ~
Are ya trying to be funny?
It aint allowed to be funny
At the Sad Caff,
Sad Caff Sad Caff

IÕm not laughing, yes it is true,
IÕm not laughing, yes it is true,
IÕm not laughing, yes it is true,
At the Sad Caff,
Sad Caff Sad Cafe

Arghh!
YouÕre a bit Naff ~
at the Sad Caff x4
Bit Naff!