Song Parodies -> What's The Problem With Your Stupid Face?
| Original Song Title: | "When God Fearin' Women Get The Blues" |
| Original Performer: | Martina McBride |
| Parody Song Title: | "What's The Problem With Your Stupid Face?" |
| Parody Written by: | Kallixte |
SOLO: Lock up your razors, lock up your wives. Lock up your shavin' cream cause girl it ain't real nice. Lock up the beauty shop no telling if they've heard the news! Tell the pharmacy to lock up there things cause it ain't no paradise!
CHORUS: What's the problem with your stupid face? It's really, really shaggy and it needs a zit free place! Run around yellin, "I need a shavin and a dermotologist; but I ain't got no money! I don't know what to do now cause I ain't go no money!
SOLO: Call all the doctors, call the red cross truck. Call all the brothers, sisters, pets, call every duck! Well call all the pentecostles and bring that anointing oil too! Well, call the parents there the only ones to calm him and there ain't no time to lose! [CHORUS]
BRIDGE: He's on all our prayer lists; he's on all our hearts. As for his stupid face, we don't know who'll clear it first. [REPEAT CHORUS]
CHORUS: What's the problem with your stupid face? It's really, really shaggy and it needs a zit free place! Run around yellin, "I need a shavin and a dermotologist; but I ain't got no money! I don't know what to do now cause I ain't go no money!
SOLO: Call all the doctors, call the red cross truck. Call all the brothers, sisters, pets, call every duck! Well call all the pentecostles and bring that anointing oil too! Well, call the parents there the only ones to calm him and there ain't no time to lose! [CHORUS]
BRIDGE: He's on all our prayer lists; he's on all our hearts. As for his stupid face, we don't know who'll clear it first. [REPEAT CHORUS]
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