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Song Parodies -> "I Swear"

Original Song Title:

"I Swear"

Original Performer:

John Micheal Montgomery

Parody Song Title:

"I Swear"

Parody Written by:

Mark Bonta

The Lyrics

I see the questions in your eyes
I know what's weighin' on your mind
Will he ever go away?
But I'll stand, right here for all night
If you say a word, I'll start a fight
If I quiet down
In a minute, I'll jolt you awake

I swear and I smoke and I drink
Lots of beer, lots of beer
I swear and I loiter outside of your door
Drinking beer
Not Michelob lite
That cost too much cash
I drink Colt 45 and I smoke a cheap hash
I Swear

I'll laugh and I'll clap both of my hands
On your doorstep, I'll leave all my cans
And bang my elbows on the wall
And when, my buddies have all disappeared
You won't have to ask if I'm still here
'Cause I bought a whole case
And I ain't leavin' till I drink it all

I swear and I smoke and I drink
Lots of beer, lots of beer
I swear and I loiter outside of your door
Drinking beer
In the morning light
On top of my cans
You'll find me sprawled out with a beer in my hands
I Swear


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