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Song Parodies -> "Fat Anna"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Amber"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Anna"

Parody Written by:

Big Pig

The Lyrics

This song is for those guys who marry a supermodel girl but like three years later that same girl is 350 pounds with more hair on her than a moose. I feel your pain, but i aint married.
HAIRY ANNA

Shave your back so it'll look like mine. Here's the razor I ain't lyin'. Your hairy ass it don't look fine. Start the shaving and stop cryin'.

Whoa she shows me her legs. And I think I'm gonna barf.

Should've bought her an electric shaver.

Whoa Hairy Anna. How much hair's on you? How much hair do you have?

While she's shaving, she eats rice, a candy bar and a pizza slice.
I'm watching her shave am I sane, I'd rather be in neutered pain.

Whoa then she shows me her legs. And I think I'm gonna barf
She pulls her dress up higher. And I think I'm throwing up.

Should've bought her an electric shaver.

Whoa Hairy Anna. How much hair's on you? How much hair do you have?

I'm getting so sick, I'll stop the song, if I go on she's in a thong.
Whoa hairy Anna.




I do perform this song in my shows since i am a comedian in the Chicago land area. So look for Da BIG PIG.

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Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
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