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Song Parodies -> "Toothless Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cold

Parody Song Title:

"Toothless Girl"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Wanna kiss you,
Where's your teeth now,
Where's the cream now.
Toothless girl
Please don't gum me,
I'll find your teeth,
For your big mouth,
Toothless girl

I can't find them,
Teeth are missin'.

She's gumming away,
(Her teeth were misplaced)
Her dentures were lost today.
She's gumming away,
(Her teeth were misplaced)
Her dentures were lost today.


Toothless girl,
Toothless girl.

Where's your teeth at,
Check your bathroom,
Or the kitchen,
In the sink.
In your bedroom,
Or the closet,
Just hope it's not,
In a drink..

I can't find them,
Teeth are missin'.

She's gumming away,
(Her teeth were misplaced)
Her dentures were lost today.
She's gumming away,
(Her teeth were misplaced)
Her dentures were lost today.
(Can't find them around this place)
She's gumming away,
(Her teeth were misplaced)
Her dentures were lost today.

(acoustic break)
Toothless girl, toothless girl
Toothless girl, toothless girl

Who-o-a-o-o-a-o-o-a-o-a-o-o-a-o-o
Who-o-a-o-o-a-o-o-a-o-a-o-o-a-o-o

She's gumming away,
(Her teeth were misplaced)
Her dentures were lost today.
She's gumming away,
(Her teeth were misplaced)
Her dentures were lost today.
(Can't find them around this place)
She's gumming away,
(Her teeth were misplaced)
Her dentures were lost today.

Toothless girl,
Toothless girl.
Toothless girl,
Toothless girl.

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