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Song Parodies -> "I Love Hamburgers"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock-n-Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Hamburgers"

Parody Written by:

Mitchell Gordon

The Lyrics

Since Weight Loss Surgery, Hamburgers have been on my mind!
I saw them there on top of the grilling machine
They were criss-crossed, I counted about 17.
The meat smelled very strong
My stomach growled a hungry song
I knew it wouldn't be long, before all the meat is g..o..n..e!

(Chorus)
I love hamburgers, put another burger on the grill top.....baby!
I love hamburgers, won't you add a slice of cheese for ME!


My hamburger didn't look like the picture, it was plain.
They smilled and said, "THAT THEIR ALL BUILT THE SAME!"

I ordered it to take home, where I can be alone.
I would shut off the phone, to be with my meat, yeah meat!
Warm Patty, special sauce, pickles, lettuce, cheese,.....Yeah Cheese!
Next we're movin' on, till she is fully gone.

Again my stomach is growling that hungry song!

(Chorus)
I LOVE HAMBURGERS, WON'T YOU ADD ANOTHER TO THE GRILL TOP BABY!

I LOVE HAMBURGERS, PLEASE ADD EXTRA PICKLES, CHEESE FOR ME NOW PLEASE!


©2003 Mitchell Gordon

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Michael Pacholek - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like somebody checked out "You Cooked It All Night Long" and got hungry. I smell another burger parody in the works.

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