-> "Ballad Of Mutants"
Original Song Title:
"Ballad Of Tom Jones"
Parody Song Title:
"Ballad Of Mutants"
The Lyrics
Wolverine: What did I do wrong Cajin?
Gambit: Oh, ya nearly drove me cuckoo mon amie.
Wolverine: Am I really all that bad?
Gambit: You're worse than Mastermind, Apocalypse, And Mr Sinister
Wolverine: Why am i still here?
Gambit Oh, you can't leave you till you're dead.
Wolverine: You mean, "till death do us part"?
Gambit: I mean magneto stips you adimantium from you bones and your head.
Wolverine: It was lucky for Xavier he turned cerebro on.
Gambit: They say that mutants are all savage beast.
Wolverine: There was something in his mind that stopped us seeing red.
Gambit: The two of us would have ended up dead
Wolverine & Gambit: You stopped us from killing each other. (Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier)
Wolverine & Gambit: You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier)
Gambit: I've never thrown my playing cards at you
Wolverine: And I don't remeber where i come from.
Wolverine: Still haven't solved the mutant problem.
Gambit: You mean we hate each other's guts
Wolverine: Still wanna Claw you to pieces
Gambit: And I still wanna explode your nuts
Wolverine: I ask for xaviers guidance
Gambit: I tied telepathy round your neck
Wolverine: I'm sick of all this hatred
Gambit: Oh that'll be the knentic engery making you sick.
Wolverine: You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff
Gambit: As i charged up the blackbird I knocked the xaviers radio on.
Wolverine: You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes.
Gambit: It was lucky for us; the ship fell to bits!
Wolverine & Gambit: You stopped us from killing each other. (Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier)
Wolverine & Gambit: You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier)
Gambit: I've never thrown my playing cards at you
Wolverine: And I don't remeber where i come from.
Gambit: And now our war is over.
Wolverine: I've lost the urge to break your neck.
Gambit: I owe my life to "charles xavier?".
Wolverine: Cerebro stopped me hating you and wishing you dead.
Gambit: Oh, I used to call you Weapon X.
Wolverine: And you were The Ragin Cajun.
Gambit: But now you call me your Gambit.
Wolverine: And now I'm not your Pyschopath.
Gambit: And I am just remy le beau.
Wolverine: But just a word of warning now
Gambit: Just in case we ever get tired of his voice.
Wolverine: I know the Magneto, The Brotherhood, Shadow King.
Gambit: And I know the children of atom that's going for you all
Wolverine & Gambit: You stopped us from killing each other. (Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier)
Wolverine & Gambit: You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier)
Gambit: I've never thrown my playing cards at you
Wolverine: And I don't remeber where i come from.
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