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Song Parodies -> "Porn Stars are Hung"

Original Song Title:

"Forever Young"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Porn Stars are Hung"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

The Good Lord has blessed them with a strong and mighty bone
And their only job is to make the most beautiful starlets moan
They do things with women that I can only dream
Paid to have sex with Wendy Whoppers and Sandra Scream
I guess life just isn't fair
Because my tool just can't compare

Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)
Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)

I wish I could do just one love scene with Samantha Strong
But I don't have the equipment, I'm not sturdy, think, or long
Can only buy a video
Watching girls that I'll never know

Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)
Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)
Porn Stars are Hung
Porn Stars are Hung

Yeah!

I work so hard everyday but my job just doesn't pay that well
I'd rather do it doggy style with a girl and K-Y Gel
But I hang my head in shame
Because "Junior" is its name

Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)
Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)

Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)
Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)

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Wild Man - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL , good job, FG.

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