The Good Lord has blessed them with a strong and mighty bone
And their only job is to make the most beautiful starlets moan
They do things with women that I can only dream
Paid to have sex with Wendy Whoppers and Sandra Scream
I guess life just isn't fair
Because my tool just can't compare

Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)
Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)

I wish I could do just one love scene with Samantha Strong
But I don't have the equipment, I'm not sturdy, think, or long
Can only buy a video
Watching girls that I'll never know

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Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)
Porn Stars are Hung
Porn Stars are Hung

Yeah!

I work so hard everyday but my job just doesn't pay that well
I'd rather do it doggy style with a girl and K-Y Gel
But I hang my head in shame
Because "Junior" is its name

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Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)

Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)
Porn Stars are Hung (Porn Stars are Hung)