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Song Parodies -> "Mary Had A Great Big Lamb"

Original Song Title:

"Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Mary Had A Great Big Lamb"

Parody Written by:

Voice in the Night

The Lyrics

Just a note, when it says locks, it means hair, not something you need a key for.
Mary had a great big lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
But how did a human have a sheep?
Here's how the story goes

Mary met a big old ram
That's what her parents say
She really must of love him
They married the next day

One day Mary told her parents
She was so darn glad
She was to be a mother
And the ram would be a dad

Mary grew quite round and fat
Her stomach stretched so far
That people began to wonder
If she was having a kid or a car

One day she got as big as she could
Then she began to shout
"Honey, get the car!
This kid is coming out!"

They walked all the way to the hospital
(Mary couldn't fit in the car)
As soon as the doctor saw Mary
He rushed her to the ER

Mary had a boy lamb
He weighed in at eighty-five
When the doctor saw him
He up and died of surprise

They're one big happy family
The lamb's got Mary's nice locks
Though one can't help but wonder
What if Marry had married an ox?

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 10

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Cletus van Horton - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Is everyone in your family a Greek shepherd? Do you own a "Love Ewe"? If you think this comment is inappropriate, take a gander at your next parody and ask yourself the same question... And I'll bet Jim Bruer isn't pleased with this mockery either.
Rockin Robin - October 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Q. Why was the ram sad? A. He heard the song There Will Never be Another Ewe

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