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Song Parodies -> "Refridge That Kitty"

Original Song Title:

"Suffragette City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Refridge That Kitty"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

The frightening thing is, I've actually had to do this! :-P
Hey man, what's that in the road, uh oh
Hey man, oh it's too big for a toad, I'm lookin'
Oh dear, it's got fur on its face
Our tortoise-shell cat got its ninth life out of place

Hey man, I'm late for the train
Hey man, it's lookin' like rain
Hey man, well kitty's totally flat
It's 92 degrees out, could be, problem-y

Ah can't inter the tabby
'Cus I don't got time to dig it
Got to refridge that kitty
Ah can't inter the tabby
And we got to keep it stiffit
Got to refridge that kitty
Next to the Sprite
And Diet-Rite

Hey man, good thing the freezer's not jammed, I say
Hey man, stick it next to the clam paté
Hey man, oh kitty's not for lunch
Don't make boo-boo and put it on a bun
On a bun

Ah can't inter the tabby
'Cus I ain't got time to plant it
Got to refridge that kitty
Ah can't inter the tabby
And it soon will be quite tainted
Got to refridge that kitty
It's a sad sight
Stinks alright

Oh smell hits me

I think it might have rabies
And I do not wanna check it
Got to refridge that kitty
This is no time for maybes
And this heat will surely wreck it
Got to refridge that kitty

(repeat chorus)
It's frozen tight
Whoa, got frostbite

Refridge that kitty
Refridge that kitty
Fridge will keep it all stiffy
Keep it preserved and pretty
Oh refridge that kitty
Oh refridge that kitty
Oooh ha refridge that kitty
Oooh ha refridge it

Ahhhhhh just jam next to ham...!

Refridge that kitty (x 8)
Refridge it!
Refridge it!

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Billy Florio - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Weird, weird weird lol..but good
Claude Prez - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
"Next to the Sprite...and Diet-Rite" Great job, but why waste...oh, never mind.
mandamoo - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Poor pussy ! Well done again !
Poison Girl - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
LOVE IT!
alvin rhodes - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird and sick...you really had to do this ?..yuck
alvin rhodes - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
liked it the second time too...perfect chance to revote
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This gave me another reason to NOT clean out my fridge. One never know what might be at the bottom.
Ashkicksass - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Love the original, and you did a wonderful job on this, but for the love of GOD, please please please tell me you were kidding up top!!

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