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Song Parodies -> "Without Me"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Me"

Parody Written by:

JC2003

The Lyrics

Two US jets go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two US jets go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Guess whos back, back again
Bush is back, tell a friend
Guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back , guess whos back, guess whos back, guess whos back, BUSH is back

Someones created a monster and somebody wants to see more and some more
They want BUSH, but I'm Bush JR
But if you want BUSH then this is what I'll give ya
Uh lil bit of me and a dictionary
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker than the shock when I get shocked by the Florida vote
By the chads as Gores not cooperating as I'm paying off my brother while they're still debating
I've waited for months now that you've kept me waiting
Now I'm back on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Mrs. Harris but you've worked too long on the election process
So the FEC wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to say I lost on the BBC
Now everyone knows the winner is me so
Come to the ranch
Come to my land
Jump back, raise your hands and listen to the man and get ready
Cause this bit is about to get heavy
I just settled the Florida election ( OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!)

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cause we need uh lil controversy cause it feels so empty without me i said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cause we need uh lil controversy cause it feels so empty without me

Osama bin laden
Kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed
His parents still puts him in diapers
Though his anti diarriah meds are helpless
I'll send a half million jets on a mission and yell
PYSCH!!!!!!! A visionary, his face is scary
Hiding in caves in Afghanistan, a coward
And now theres a half million maps and in fact I got everyone interpreting that crap
and its a disaster
Too many people with me so I step back print out a map from MAPQUEST and leave
Well I'm back!
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Fixin gonna bring uh million fighter jets then I'll enter in and ....
Its funny I laugh like a hyena
I'm the center of attention
Then when I'm finished, its Hussein
The madman thats game
Insane
Did you hear his weapons investing????
TESTING....Attention please
Will the UN review their sanction policy?
Heres Powell with the evidence and then you'll see
Iraq's a nuisance
Who sent?
You sent for me???

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cause we need uh lil controversy cause it feels so empty without me i said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cause we need uh lil controversy cause it feels so empty without me

A tisket a tasket
I'm so sick of that which
Anybody whos talkin this and thats it!!
Mr. Hans blix better find somethin quick
Faster than I can say supercalifragilistic---awww ****!!!!
And Kim Jong -- you can be locked up with Long Dong
You who knows how old insane nuke freak
You dont know---you're too cold so let go -- its over
Nobody plays TECHMO anymore now LETS GO!!!!!
Just give me the signal and I'll be there while Rumsfield might just give you the finger
Who knows....
Intensful and painful like when Clinton got caught with Lewinsky under the table
Sometimes man, it just seems everybody only wants to disagree with me
So now I cant use the space in Turkey
But its not me, its the nukes I see!!!
Though I'm not the one whos bald with grammar
Like my paid trained gopher Ari Fliesher
And I wont say much without compromising
So you network reporters stop your whining!!
HEY!!!!! heres a concept that works
Twenty million other terrorists emerge
And no matter how many ships in the sea
You can bet the UN they'll be gone from me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cause we need uh lil controversy cause it feels so empty without me i said this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me cause we need uh lil controversy cause it feels so empty without me

Copyright 2003. All rights reserved. Written by JC2003.

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LaUrA LeWiS - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I think that this one is funny too but i already told u that... God john...........*sighs* ur a dork later!
Sandy - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I think this is great! Absolutely brilliant. Hats off to the author!
MIKE - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
YOU NEED TO STFU STFU IS A ACRONYM 4 Shut The F**k UP

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