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Song Parodies -> "Ann Coulter"

Original Song Title:

"Gloria"

Original Performer:

Laura Branigan

Parody Song Title:

"Ann Coulter"

Parody Written by:

Mark Hoolihan

The Lyrics

Ann Coulter, you're not quite making sense now
Always after Clinton, you gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down, before you start to blow it
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it

You really don't remember, was it something Clinton said
Are the voices in your head calling Ann Coulter?
Ann Coulter, don't you think you're foolish?
If Joe McCarthy was right, why couldn't anybody prove it?
You don't have to answer
Just attack them all the time, oh-oh-oh calling them traitors
Ann Coulter (Ann Coulter) I think you just get dumber (Ann Coulter)
I think you're getting more bitter (Ann Coulter)
Cause you're not getting younger (Ann Coulter)
But you really don't remember, was it something Clinton said?
Are the voices in your head calling Ann Coulter?

A-ha-ha, A-ha-ha, Ann Coulter, How's it gonna go down?
Will you find him with Kim Jong-Il, or will you catch him with Bin Laden?
Will you blame him cause you're lonely
Say that Clnton caused your empty womb?
Feel you sanity slipping away, don't believe it's coming back soon

You really don't remember, was it someting clinton said?
Are the voices in your head, calling Ann Coulter?
Ann Coulter, don't you think you're foolish?
If McCarthy was right, why couldn't anybody prove it?
You don't have to answer
Just attack them all the time, oh-oh-oh, calling them traitors
Ann Coulter (Ann Coulter) I think you just get dumber (Ann Coulter)
I think you're getting more bitter (Ann Coulter)
Cause you're not getting any younger (Ann Coulter)
But you really don't remember, was it something Clinton said
Are the voices in your head, calling Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter...


Courtesy Mark Hoolihan and the HoolinetCopyright 2003 Boniface Bugle Productions. All Rights Absurd

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Michael Pacholek - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I really, really wanted to like this one, but it wasn't very good. Still, it's better than anything "Ann Thrax" has ever written. And it's honest, too.
Redgrunt. - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
We just hate her, don't we? A french frog.

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