-> "Corporate Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Material Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Corporate Girl"
Parody Written by:
Chris Varga
The Lyrics
Employees fear me, employees obey me
They do what I say
If they don't bring me decaf coffee
I throw them away
They take blame and they have shame
For the mistakes I make, my fault
Cause the boss with the shiny rolex
Always plays along
Cause we are living in a corporate world
And I am a corporate girl
You know that we are living in a corporate world
And I am a corporate girl
Some come early, some come tardy
That's not all right with me
If they're not here by nine o'clock
I dock their pay till three
Employees try to climb up high
But I stand in their way
They lose their job and every penny
On my firing day
Cause we are living in a corporate world
And I am a corporate girl
You know that we are living in a corporate world
And I am a corporate girl
Employees come, employees go
All fired by me
A new promotion has made me rich
And now I'm the queen bee
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