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Song Parodies -> "Doctors Evil Knows"

Original Song Title:

"Nu Flow"

Original Performer:

Big Brovaz

Parody Song Title:

"Doctors Evil Knows"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

Doctor Evil has a go at rapping
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Fembots and Clones,
It is my pleasure to introduce to you all,
The Boldist,
The Sinisterist,
The Evilist,
He Crazy mother F***er of them all
The Evil Enterpirses,
Known as... (This ain't our group who is it?)


This is Dr Evil uh no (no)
Takin over the show (show)
With this Evil Plan no!(no)
You need to listen up and laugh sinisterly
Cos he won't quit (quit)
We'll take over the world with out any hitchs

Dr Evil:
Yo mother scrubbers in the house - Yo Yo
Hey, my name is Dr Evil, im a as mad as they could be
Im Bold with a Scare, cuz i dont like Austin you see
I eat lots of money, cuz i really like yo take over the world
Dont Like Austin, or Vanessa, or even Basil expesission
You can call me Dougie, which is my proper name
You can shave my bold head, cause i love to feel pain
I better take over the world, cuz its drivin me insane

No 2:
It's No 2, I bet you all know my name
I run the evil empire because Dr Evils Lame
Last year I went to spain, this week I'll take over the game
When Dr Evil's away, another business all the same

Fat B*****d:
Fat B*****d is my name, and I'm from Scotland near england and wales
We have lots of hills, like the Yorkshire dales
I'm a rapper not a singer as I shake my Fat bones
Fat B*****d in the place like a rapping Godzilla eating scones
Got my ladies on the phone, when the phone goes beep
I have so many ladies that I just can't sleep
And one thing to remember, Don't mention Babys.

It's Goldmember in charge of the Gold, mixin it up 'n makin a dough
Capturing Austins Farsher for Dr Evil to play, selectin the Gold when makin your his day
We turn the stuff to golf lost my genitals in a smelting accendent for a good company
Yer aint the same without all of us, listenin close, dont want any fuss.

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Hoeveel - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm...the only good thing about Big Brovaz was Cherise and then she went and got all thin and lost her looks. 'I`m Datch, isn`t that vierd?'
Austin 4000 - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Femme bots and Clones cracks me up
Douglock - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
No No No it was just fun
Rodger - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Little Finger hey mini me
Alex Zander - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment

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