Miss Flight Attendant
Miss slow ascendant
Miss non-transcendent
Miss come-of-age
Miss minimum wage
Miss don't let a pet board that Lear, no
Miss on her own
Miss bland cologne
Miss never let a child use that airplane phone
So, by keeping her nametag polished
Her reputation ne'er demolished
Little miss optimistic
Said ooh, she missed the flight

What is this feeling taking over?
Someone inside locked all of the doors
Surprise...It's time
To feel unreal
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
Lost reputation, not resplendent
Goodbye, old you
Your plane just flew

Miss AA Crew
Miss what to do
Miss if you want to find that plane you better up start, yeah
But she miscalculated
She ended up extremely jaded
And this miss, she found out that she missed out on the flight
So, believing the false impression
The miss took a new direction
She lost her badge, her stewardess connection
She missed the flight.

What is this feelin' takin' over?
Yelling for Juan to open my door (open my door)
Surprise...It's time (yeah)
To feel unreal
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
Lost reputation, not resplendant
Goodbye (goodbye), old you (oh you)
Your plane, your plane just flew

When Miss Flight Attendant walked away
No longer employed, no more food tray
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to miss no flight delay
It took some time 'till she had seen
How stupid that job had truly been
No more talk of feelings of chagrin
I'm so glad I feel no sin...

What is this feelin' takin' over?
Now that I'm glad I've hit the dirt floor
Surprise (surprise), it's time (yeah)
To feel (to feel) what's real
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
No reputation, still resplendant
Goodbye (goodbye), old you
My plane just flew.

Miss Former Attendant...