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Song Parodies -> "Miss Flight Attendant"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Independent"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Miss Flight Attendant"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Okay, don't ask about "Juan" just sounds like a steward's name.
Miss Flight Attendant
Miss slow ascendant
Miss non-transcendent
Miss come-of-age
Miss minimum wage
Miss don't let a pet board that Lear, no
Miss on her own
Miss bland cologne
Miss never let a child use that airplane phone
So, by keeping her nametag polished
Her reputation ne'er demolished
Little miss optimistic
Said ooh, she missed the flight

What is this feeling taking over?
Someone inside locked all of the doors
Surprise...It's time
To feel unreal
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
Lost reputation, not resplendent
Goodbye, old you
Your plane just flew

Miss AA Crew
Miss what to do
Miss if you want to find that plane you better up start, yeah
But she miscalculated
She ended up extremely jaded
And this miss, she found out that she missed out on the flight
So, believing the false impression
The miss took a new direction
She lost her badge, her stewardess connection
She missed the flight.

What is this feelin' takin' over?
Yelling for Juan to open my door (open my door)
Surprise...It's time (yeah)
To feel unreal
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
Lost reputation, not resplendant
Goodbye (goodbye), old you (oh you)
Your plane, your plane just flew

When Miss Flight Attendant walked away
No longer employed, no more food tray
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to miss no flight delay
It took some time 'till she had seen
How stupid that job had truly been
No more talk of feelings of chagrin
I'm so glad I feel no sin...

What is this feelin' takin' over?
Now that I'm glad I've hit the dirt floor
Surprise (surprise), it's time (yeah)
To feel (to feel) what's real
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
No reputation, still resplendant
Goodbye (goodbye), old you
My plane just flew.

Miss Former Attendant...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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 4   2
 5   18

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Ashley - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Very original.. Works well. Good job!
John Johnston - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved this song. Wow. I love it. I love you!
Orlando Bloom - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
This was the best parody of this song I ever heard. Were you ever a flight attendant? I'll be sure to book you next time...wink.
Da Phoenix - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! I played "Miss Independent" and sang your lyrics to it. I was surprised by how well you matched the pacing. It's also very funny.
Grace - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. That is sooooo clever.Go Juan! Thats weird coz I did a Jerry Springer Parody and I used Jose. Sounds the same, I guess. Meh. I love the chagrin bit as well, I honestly didn't even know what that word meant. Hehehe.
EmiLoca - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who gave comments. When I wrote this way back in July I thought I was pretty damn clever. Looking back, it's just pretty damn bad. Sorry to disappoint.
Tibbygirl - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
What? I thought it was great, Em!!! Just remember my "LA LA LA"'s in the hoarse voice I use when I sing....there, do you feel better???
EmiLoca - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha.
Tibbygirl - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I know, I know. I'm such a hoot.
Anny - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
That is awesome! Keep up the good work!!!
Ashkicksass - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you on crack? It is NOT pretty bad! It is FABULOUS! I loved it Emi!!
Wahtsamattau? - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
WOW! This is great! And I love the line "Miss don't let a pet board that Lear" and "Miss never let a child use that airplane phone"! How true... 5's all round!
Dominic L. - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, 5's
a flight attendant fan - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
just curious but it seems the mp3 version has different lyrics than the one's posted here....can someone tell me where i can find the lyrics to the mp3 it just me, or aren't they different? thanks. great parody.
Luke Brattoni - March 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey John Johnston, hitting on 14.85 year-olds is so uncool. It's common knowledge that 15.7 is the perfect time to do so.

And Emi, bemoaning how crap one's work of literary genius is... also uncool. I mean, yeesh. Get over yourself, ya freakin' prodigy.
ava - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
wow i really liked this song, never heard something like it before. wish i could have listen to it

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