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Song Parodies -> "That Lying Shrub"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"That Lying Shrub"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higins

The Lyrics

this one's for Will Tong...
that tiny shrub, shrub, that lying shrub..

lied about the weapons there,
said saddam had all this might
instability's now there,
and his info isn't right

I don't think its very funny,
no I don't you lying shrub
you lying shrub
shrub, you lying shrub,

send the coalition, into there,
cause he says he needed to
now I think the things he says
are a lot of doctored poo
I don't think it's very funny,
no I don't you lying shrub,
you lying shrub
you lying shrub

say you have told me lots of lies and I'll be satisfied,
get the men and women out of there,
and to safety on this side
I don't think it's very funny,
no I don't you lying shrub,
you lying shrub
you lying shrub

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Pat - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm SOOO dissappointed. :/
malcolm higgins - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
hey pat, actually this was a test..notice there isn't the 1-1-1 gremlin for this?? this proves that the gremlin I have is a leftie.. and as long as I'm not slamming the left, ( which I intend to do more than ever as the election primaries and debates start) I don't get 1-1-1 spammed for low total votes.. caught............and I knew it all along..
Guy DiRito - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
That narrows the field. We know who it is not. That just leaves a handful of lefties to scrutinize.
Pat - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment was not me! I voted for some of your songs and even remarked positivily. Hmmmphh!
malcolm higgins - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
it wasn't meant for you pat, I know that, it one of about four I have in mind.. you were never on the list :)
Guy DiRito - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Pat is not a southpaw, this much I know. I never thought it was her either. I have maybe three that I have in mind. But there is always that red herring.
Pat - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Looks like the 1's gremlin is trying to fake you out. Too little too late.
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
It's not me. I think there's only one parody out of thousands that I ever gave straight ones, and it wasn't one of Malcolm's. And when I slam one of the regulars, I usually admit it in my comment. As for this one, it's OK, not great, not bad.
Wild Man - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Voting less than 3's isn't worth my time. As far as comments, I try to be positive.

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