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Song Parodies -> "Stalker Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Stalker Girl"

Parody Written by:

Double E

The Lyrics

Stalker girl
She is living in her wacked-out world
I bet she's never seen another guy
I know she's always staring in my eye

I gotta fly from this stalker girl
This "I'll follow just this one guy" girl.
As long as she will follow right behind
I find it hard to be real nice and kind
She's lost her mind.

And though she thinks that
She knows who I am.
But soon she'll wake up
And know it's a sham.

It really must be tough
But she thinks I'm in love
With this stalker girl
She's always seen me in my private world
I'm growing tired of her high-tech toys
That she uses on her victim boys
Is there a choice?

Stalker girl
She follows me when I go to the store
And maybe someday she won't stalk no more
She'll understand just how wrong she has been
And she won't win

Although she's stalking
And spying on me
She must be thinking
That we just can't be

It really must be tough
But she thinks I'm in love
With a stalker girl
This "I'll follow just this one guy" girl.
As long as she will follow right behind
I find it hard to be real nice and kind
She's lost her mind.

Stalker girl
She's my stalker girl
She's lost her mind
She's a stalker girl
My stalker girl
She's lost her mind
She's a stalker girl.
My stalker girl

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Hoeveel - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad really. Reminds me a bit of NOFX's 'I Don`t Want You Around'. :
Kate - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I like this - it fits well with the music

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