-> "I'm Proud To Be A Confederate"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Proud To Be An American"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Proud To Be A Confederate"
Parody Written by:
Shane Frederick
The Lyrics
Proud To Be A Confederate
If tomorrow all the rebs were gone and we fought for all our life.
And we had to start again with just pot and throwing knives.
I thank my proud 4 stars to be a general here today.
Cause the pot still smoked with freedom and well be dam*ed if it's took away.
I'm proud to be a confederate where at least I know I rock
Where the men are almighty fighters and all the women suck my co**.
And I'll proudly smoke dope next to you, where we know we'll all get high
Cause there ain't no doubt we love this plant, God bless the C.S.A.
From the schools of Mississippi to the slums of Tennessee
Smoked across the planes of Texas from you, to him, to me.
Well run out President Lincoln, and kick his a** all day
Theirs pride in every confederate heart and its time we stand and say.
I'm proud to be a confederate where at least I know I rock
Where the men are almighty fighters and all the women suck my co**.
And I'll proudly smoke dope next to you, where we know we'll all get high
Cause there ain't no doubt we love this plant, God bless the C.S.A.
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