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Song Parodies -> "Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Speed"

Original Performer:

Montgontry Gentry

Parody Song Title:

"Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Melissa Powell

The Lyrics

I like Parmesan on my spaghetti
And on top of my garlic bread
But too much cheese, and I get slowed up
I am addicted to macaroni with that creamy cheddar
And love a sandwich with ham and Swiss
And I will cry when it is all gone
So I head to the market, grab a cart and I'm gone

So give me



Cheese...
How fast can it melt
Can you slice it
Can you grill it
I got a bowl for cheese soup
Can you fill it
I love cheddar, sharp, jack and hickory
Not too much, or the commode
Will over flow
Too much cheese will
Constipate me

Throw that cheese on some bread so I can grill it up
Tear off the crusts, oh my that's a must
American, Colby, Jack and Cheddar
It you give me blue cheese, that gives me gas
Oh, you will run away fast

So give me

Cheese...
How fast can it melt
Can you slice it
Can you grill it
I got a bowl for cheese soup
Can you fill it
I love cheddar, sharp, jack and hickory
Not too much, or the commode
Will over flow
Too much cheese will
Constipate me

That's just what I need
I'm tired of mold on my cheese wheels....
I need a container, and I am looking for a deal....
İMay 1, 2003

Written by Melissa Ann Powell

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