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Song Parodies -> "Bowel Movement Risin'"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Risin'"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bowel Movement Risin'"

Parody Written by:

Wyatt S. Arden

The Lyrics

A friend told me once that he used to think the lyrics were "there's a bathroom on the right." I expanded on this. I realize others have already done it, but here's my version anyway...
I feel a bowel movement risin'
I feel trouble on the way
Shouldn't have ate so many raisins
I need a USA Today

Can't hold on all night
Where's your bathroom at?
"There's a bathroom on the right"

I think that all my valves are blowin'
I know the end is comin' soon
Must ease my irritated colon
Oh no! My best bluejeans are ruined

Don't be so polite
The stench could make you gag
In the bathroom on the right

Now I'm feelin' so much better
Though I've got no pants and I'm
Gonna write a nasty letter
To that Metameucil guy

Someone got a light?
Oh, could you spare a match
For the bathroom on the right

Close it up for tonight
Don't tell nobody that
There's a bathroom on the right

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Guy DiRito - July 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a really good one and it's your first. You show promise. I welcome you to the board with trip 5's. Keep writin' you have good parody senses, well except for the olfactory ones. :)
Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
A guy goes on a business trip to Texas. His business done, he goes back to his hotel's bar, and orders a beer. The Guy behind the bar puts a HUGE pitcher of beer on the bar. The businessman says, "Not that I'm complaining, but why's the beer so big?" And the Guy tending bar says, "Well, everything's big here in Texas." So the businessman drinks the entire pitcher of beer. And then another. And then another. Then he asks the Guy behind the bar, "Shcuse me, where'sh the bathroom?" The Guy behind the bar says, "Go up the stairs and turn right. Now, don't turn left. That's the hotel spa. Go up the stairs and turn right." Unfortunately, the businessman, being drunk, trips over the top step. When he gets up, he's turned himself around. He turns to the right, the former left -- no, that's not a political joke -- and goes into the hotel spa. And he trips and falls into the pool. And remembering what the Guy behind the bar said -- "Everything's big here in Texas" -- he shouts, "Nobody flush!" Proving that John Fogerty really SHOULD have said, "Don't get drunk tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's a bathroom on the right."
Brian - January 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I haven't heard or read that joke in a long time. Also, good parody.

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