-> "God bless Canada, eh!"
Original Song Title:
"God Bless the USA"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"God bless Canada, eh!"
Parody Written by:
Kate Un-Heney
The Lyrics
If tomorrow, all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life
And my chesterfield was filled with just my children and my guy,
I'd thank my lucky stars that our Walk 'o fame maintains,
Cuz our maple leaf means freedom, and they can't take that away-eh!?
and I'm Proud to be A Canadian,
Where at least the bacon's free
And I won't forget the pigs who died
and gave my food to me
And I'll proudly stand up next to you, not in igloos, as they say,
'Cuz I know that I love this land, God bless Canada, eh!
From the lakes of Ontario, and the mountains in BC
across the plains of Manitoba, sea to gleaming sea
From Toronto up to Banff, Iqualuit to Calgary
Let us not forget our maritimes that make us hosers see-ee
That I'm proud to be A Canadian,
Where at least the syrup's free
And I won't forget the trees who grew
and gave that food to me
And I'll proudly stand up next to you, in our french and english ways
'Cuz I know that I love this land, God bless Canada, eh!
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