-> "Do You Really Want To Burp Me"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Really Want To Burp Me"
The Lyrics
Sit upright
Holding your baby tight
Brace his chest and head
Gentle pats
On baby's back
When he goes to bed
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Pent up gasses build inside me
Mommy always wonders why
In my tummy somethings churning
Cause I swallowed too much air
You don't want my lunch returning
So take me out of my chair
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Soon after I have eaten
Place a towel under my chin
Lay me down facing the ceiling
Or pick me up and let me sit
You might notice I am fussy
If it's true then you should know
Minutes after I'm done feeding
I'm prepared to let one go
If my lunch is ground up peas
Then I'll make a face
Everything is bound to be
All over the place
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
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