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Song Parodies -> "Do You Really Want To Burp Me"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Culture Club

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Really Want To Burp Me"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Sit upright
Holding your baby tight
Brace his chest and head
Gentle pats
On baby's back
When he goes to bed

Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Pent up gasses build inside me
Mommy always wonders why
In my tummy somethings churning
Cause I swallowed too much air
You don't want my lunch returning
So take me out of my chair

Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry

Soon after I have eaten
Place a towel under my chin
Lay me down facing the ceiling
Or pick me up and let me sit
You might notice I am fussy
If it's true then you should know
Minutes after I'm done feeding
I'm prepared to let one go

If my lunch is ground up peas
Then I'll make a face
Everything is bound to be
All over the place

Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry
Do you really want to burp me?
If you don't I'm gonna have to cry

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Royce Miller - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Now I'm gonna tell you yours is decent, and it is.
Rice Cube & Watt Daddy - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
*applause*
Jeff Reuben - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Apparently Malcolm Higgins did a version of this song awhile back...I did a search for it, but I searched Culture Club. Malcolm listed the author as Boy George.
Claude Prez - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done as usual, Jeff. And by the way, are there any songs Malcolm hasn't done?
Adagio - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) DKTOS, but a good read.
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Cute!
Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Cute cute!
Guy - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) I burped right after reading this.
Melhi - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
D: Awww. :)
Charlie Decker - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Disgustingly cute.
Johnny D - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Baby Boy George's anthem!
Stuart McArthur - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) there really is no way around those ground-up peas when you're a bub - the baby's got my sympathy here Jeff
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
After years of burping from the bottle, we grow into teens and begin burping from the bottle all over again. Gurglin' 5s for Daddy Jeff.
Adam Eccleshall - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) (Happy gurgling noises)
Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-D) I'm a sucker for infants.
Phil Alexander - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Aren't you a bit old for this, Jeff? ;-)
MysteryGoat - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) ::barney belch:: "I don't know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie juice"
Arwen - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--this is FAB, Jeff...and written so long before you knew the subject manner so first hand! Great!

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