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Song Parodies -> "Must Have Been Drugs (But I'm Sober Now)"

Original Song Title:

"Must Have Been Love (But It's Over Now)"

Original Performer:

Roxette

Parody Song Title:

"Must Have Been Drugs (But I'm Sober Now)"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Whoa...ever noticed how...like...the sky...like...moves when your on acid, man? Wait...you're not a man! You're that little paperclip dude on Microsoft! Whoa...how long have you been stuck in there?
Heard a whisper...from my pillow,
Air is making...funny sounds
I wake up hungry,
The air is violet
Melting bedroom
All around
Scarin' me now,
I close my eyes and drift away.

It must have been drugs but I'm sober now.
It must have been drugs, made me lose it somehow.
It must have been drugs, but I'm sober now
From the moment I toked, 'til the acid ran out.

Make-believing...I swear my leather...couch is talking...remain calm
I put it outside...it turns to water...like a teardrop...on my lawn
Then my car, it says "Good day," I run away.

It must have been drugs but I'm sober now.
It's a bong that I hit, now it's freaking me out.
It must have been drugs but I'm sober now,
It makes my brain close, It's why my door glows...

(piano solo, with man shouting "the squirrels are coming to get me!" at the top of his lungs in the bakground)

It must have been drugs but I'm sober now.
It must have been drugs, made me lose it somehow.
It must have been drugs, but I'm sober now
From the moment I toked, 'til the acid ran out.

Hey, it must have been drugs but I'm sober now.
It's a bong that I hit, now it's freaking me out.
It must have been drugs but I'm sober now,
It makes my brain close, It's why my door glows...


To those who didn't get the joke...this song isn't supposed to make any sense because he's hallucinating on acid. Just thought I'd help out all the humor impaired...

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Rice Cube - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
That's, like, totally righteous man. *pooooooof* *cough cough*
dannie - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Love it! And I love how the parody title kinda sounds like the original title.
Chris - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Dude! This is awesome! You rock! ;)
Jenny - July 13, 2021 - Report this comment
Awesome - got any more?

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