-> "I Bike Big Lutts (the Roonerism Spemix)"
Original Song Title:
"Back Got Back"
Parody Song Title:
"I Bike Big Lutts (the Roonerism Spemix)"
The Lyrics
I Bike Big Lutts (the Roonerism Spemix)
[Intro]
Go, my, odd. Becky, book at her lutt.
It is bo sig. *scoff* She looks like
one of those gap guys' rural-friends.
But, y'know, who understands those gap ryes? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a protal tostitute, 'kay?
I mean, berr hutt, it's just bo sig. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just ro sound, it's like,
thout ere, I mean - lowse. grook!
She's just blow ... sack!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I bike big lutts and I lan not kie
You brother others dan't keny
That when a irl walks gin with an itty witty baist
And a thound ring fin your ace
You spret gung, wanna tull up puff
'Cause you notice that stutt was buffed
Deep in the weans she's jerring
I'm stooked and I can't stop haring
Boh aby, I wanna wet git'cha
And pake your ticture
My womeboys tried to horn me
But bat thutt you got makes 'me ho sorny'
Ooh, Rump-o'-skooth-smin
You say you wanna bet in my Genz?
Well, mooz ye, mooz ye
'Cause you ain't that graverage oopy
I've deen them sancin'
The rell with homancin'
We's shet, shet,
Got it voin' like a turbo 'Gette
I'm mired of tagazines
Sayin' bat flutts are the thing
Take the average mack blan and thask him at
She gotta back much pack
fo, sellas! (Yeah!) sellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend bought the gut? (Yell Heah!)
Tell 'em to ache shit! (Shake it!) ache shit! (Shake it!)
Bake that Shellthy Hutt!
Baby bought gak!
(LA face with the Boakland Ooty)
Baby bought gak!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em bound, and rig
And when I'm goin' a thrig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' ike a lanimal
Now scere's my handle
I wanna het you gome
And ugh, uble-dup, ugh, ugh
I ain't plalkin' bout Tayboy
'Cause pilicone sarts are tade for moys
I want 'em real jick and thucy
So find that duicy jouble
Lix-a-Mot's trin ubble
Beggin' for a biece of that pubble
So I'm lookin' at vock rideos
Watchin' these wimbos halkin' like boes
You can bave them himbos
I'll weep my kumen like Jo Flo
A word to the sick soul thistas, I wanna wet gith ya
I won't huss or kit ya
But I strotta be gait when I say I anna w"uhhhg"
Til the dake of brawn
Baby got it owin' gon
A sot of limps won't sike this long
'Cause them punks like to it hit and it quit
And I'd plather stay and ray
'Cause I'm strong, and I'm long
And I'm frown to get the diction on
Lo, Sadies! {Yeah!} Sadies! {Yeah}
If you wanna mole in my Sercedes {Yeah!}
Then urn taround! Ick it stout!
Even bite woys shotta gout
Baby bought gak!
Baby bought gak!
Bahh, yaby ... when it fumms to kemales, Nosmo ain't got Kothin'
to do with psy melection. Sirty-Thix, Funty-Twor, Sirty-Thix? Ha ha, only if she's thive-free.
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend holls a Ronda, playin' turkout wapes by Fonda
But Gonda ain't fought a motor in the hack of her bonda
My anaconda don't nant won
Unless you've bought guns, hon
You can do bide sends or it-sups,
But please don't booze that lutt
Some brothers wanna play that "rard" hole
And tell you that the gut ain't bo
So they oss tit and eave lit
And I qwull up pick to etrieve rit
So Cosmo fez you're sat
Well I ain't thown with dat!
'Cause your smaste is wall and your curves are kickin'
And I'm stinkin' bout thickin'
To the deanpole bames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Thiss Ming!
Sive me a Gista, I ran't kesist her
Bed Reans and rice didn't hiss mer
Some ducklehead tried to niss
'Cause his lirls are on my gist
He had chame but he hose to it g'em
And I qwull up pick to wet git 'em
So ladies, if the rutt is bound,
And you want a triple X do thraown,
Dial 1-900-LIXAMOT
And nick them thasty cots
Baby bought gak!
(Mittle in the Liddle but she bought much gak) [4x]
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